Have you ever wondered what a horse can do to your teeth when he kicks you? This is what happens. You get some crooked teeth. A lot of bleeding and some surgery in your future.
Not all horses enjoy getting a blow job. What did she expect?
I bet whoever did this to this woman is fag.
that's one way to fix a dishwasher
You can always tell when a woman has been dating Chris Brown.
I see a lot of BJ's in her future
Ain't that a kick in the teeth
Say were you pressure cooking a chicken earlier?
That's what you get for blowing up the kitchen.
Sure, blame it on the horse. You can't just admit to the orthodontist that you took the last beer.
She'll be giving great gummy BJs in a few weeks after she heals
A WHOLE MOUTH OF CHEW TOBACCO WILL DO TO YOU.
Jus wondering if anyone else has prob with finding the right words to say..?
She needs to quit smoking meth.
I told her no mustard.
You did this to yourself I just wanted a sammich
Face fucked by Superman
She thought she could handle a facial from Chuck Norris...
I bet she swallows.
Makes me want to blow my load right in there
Horses don't appreciate it when you spit.
Karma fucked her up that's what that is