Chicken In Pressure Cooker Fail

Hot damn, that is one fucking problem there. Here you thought you were going to do a whole chicken in like 1 hour. Now you need a new stove, someone to fix your ceiling and someone to pull the chicken out of your husband's ass upstairs.

18 Comments
  • vulture August 27, 2015

    who said chickens can't fly

    +2
  • longhungwong August 27, 2015

    Mexican word of the day: Chicken. She made this mess, chicken clean it herself.

    +8
  • iluvkitty August 27, 2015

    Mexican phrase of the day: pressure cooker. She has high blood pressure, cooker her some nopales(cactus).

    +0
  • strongcock August 27, 2015

    The Taliban recipes are very dangerous when it comes to use of ingredient TNT.

    +1
  • whobe August 27, 2015

    See what happens when they leave the kitchen.

    +0
  • potrostation August 27, 2015

    Not everyone married a cook.

    +3
  • crazyvet August 27, 2015

    So that is what happens if you stop the steam from coming out?

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 August 27, 2015

    lazy niggers

    +0
  • realtalks August 27, 2015

    I never thought I would see a woman literally blow her lid off

    +0
  • stenchfart August 27, 2015

    trying to make meth

    +0
  • mykejp August 27, 2015

    Kryptonian chicken.

    +0
  • nybadguy August 27, 2015

    Bitch better stick to making sandwiches

    +0
  • pinkdildolickr August 27, 2015

    It's the Tsarnaev family kitchen

    +1
  • sexwithyourmom August 27, 2015

    Looks like it's gonna be pizza for dinner

    +0
  • truckingman August 27, 2015

    You should frequently check the pressure on the pressure cooker; also, you have to make sure that the pressure releave valve is clear and in proper working order.

    -4
  • tookalook August 27, 2015

    Eureka! moment for the atm bomber.

    +2
  • goodster August 28, 2015

    That can of Bear Spray isn't doing you a piss of good on top of the cabinets now is it??

    +1
  • ibetdaddy August 31, 2015

    she better fuck like a god

    +0
 
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