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posted by Big Jeff on 8/30/2015

Splat Goes The Chinaman

I've never seen someone burst like a bubble like that. At first I thought it was the burst of the tires of his moped, but that red spray was like something out of a video game.


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
exploded like an over ripe water melon
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 3:11 PM

corruptedsob
He better at least have insurance on to moped
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 3:12 PM

mrlongshot
I feel like that is gonna happen after a night of drinking and taco bell.
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 3:29 PM

wifebeater2000
only a billion to go
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 3:29 PM

urapnes1701d
+11
HOLY FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAAHHA THAT IS GOD DAMN FANTASTIC!!!!
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 3:31 PM

potrostation
Asian Gallagher.
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 3:31 PM

whobe
That’s right where the pothole was.
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 3:36 PM

aquahollic
most common form of suicide in china (riding a moped)
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 4:05 PM

big_daddy305
Like a watermelon.....
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 4:10 PM

stenchfart
asian lives splatter
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 4:59 PM

ouch
Horry Fruck
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 6:18 PM

fatlarry
Pop goes the weazle
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 6:28 PM

truckingman
Do these people pay attention to traffic signals, stop signs, or cross traffic???
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 7:19 PM

ouch
@truckingman How do you blindfold an Asian? With a shoelace
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 7:55 PM

vaticider
Pretty sure its dental floss but you get a pass for the wic’s.... This time.... IONU
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posted on: 08-30-15 @ 9:37 PM

xipetotec
Pop goes the dumb fuck
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posted on: 08-31-15 @ 1:37 AM

nybadguy
Suppose to rook both rays
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posted on: 08-31-15 @ 11:44 AM

yeknom
I can't remember the last time a video made me say "holy shit" out loud before this.
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posted on: 09-01-15 @ 2:14 PM

yeknom
Or gif. Whatever.
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posted on: 09-01-15 @ 2:17 PM

dozer67
This almost looks like a cartoon...CRAZY!!
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posted on: 09-01-15 @ 2:55 PM

felterupgood
At least he knew what hit him.
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posted on: 09-01-15 @ 11:57 PM

celtickhan
I feel bad for the guy who has to change those tires.
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posted on: 09-08-15 @ 5:43 PM

harly9
I’m waiting for my ex to do something like that. I’m gonna laugh!!!!
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posted on: 10-08-15 @ 12:31 AM

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