I Caught a Snake and a Fish

Talk about two for one. The other day I caught a snake and a fish. Then I whipped my dick out and fucked them both. Call me crazy, but they both had purtty mouths.

  •   potrostation September 9, 2015

    This parasite is the best diet ever. It eats half your food.

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  •   sbohica September 9, 2015

    Peeka Booo!

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  • felterupgood September 9, 2015

    Look... it's a duet...

    Mamma don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...

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  • lowdice September 9, 2015

    That's a fish story if I ever heard one

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  •   mykejp September 9, 2015

    Two for one catch.

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  •   big_daddy305 September 9, 2015

    You know you're ahead of the curve when your uvula chews your food too.

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  •   truckingman September 9, 2015

    The snake thanks you for saving its' life. Also, I would not have intercorse with a snake's mouth. With all those teeth, you would have to pull the snake's mouth apart to get your penis off it, and you will be hurting from all of the tiny hole left by the snake's six rows of teeth.

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  • realtalks September 9, 2015

    Looks like you've weighed the options of fucking a snakes mouth Truckingman

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  •   sbohica September 9, 2015

    Thank you Robert for that descriptive image u have burned in my brain.. Never once in my life have I EVER thought about skull fucking a snake!

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  •   truckingman September 9, 2015

    No Realtalks, I have been bitten by snakes, constrictor not poisonous, so I know how it feels to be bitten, the rows of teeth, and the little holes left behind by said teeth.

    I am sorry about the mental image Sbohica. I was going Jay's description of the picture.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  •   nybadguy September 9, 2015

    Looks like a turtle

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  • dracos September 9, 2015

    those snakeheads sure are a strange fish

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  •   sbohica September 10, 2015

    Ron's a peda

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  •   handsomedevil September 10, 2015

    just like pussy; it smells like fish, but it'll taste like chicken.

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  • cellule September 10, 2015

    This pussy have a weird std..

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