I am impressed! You sir will be hurting tonight, tomorrow and most likely well into next week. That looks like it fucking hurts. Someone slap this guy on the back, stat!
Why gingers should use sunscreen factor eclipse
He needs several fresh aloe leaves straight off the plant. Strip the skins off and smear the gelatin all around on the burn.
As Gorge Carlen said... white people go to the beach and tan for 15 minutes the first day and 15 minutes the next day and on day three they get drunk an burn for two hours and then peel for two weeks.
I still think the Redskins should keep their name. Even white people can have red skin.
Now drag him behind a car and spray axe on the rash.
Makes me want to slap him on the back.
I want to give that guy the surprise ALS ice fuckit challenge
Welcome to skin cancer, you fucking moron.
Worse part about sun burns is the god damn itching.
They gotta cream fer that!
You can't call him red skin. That's RACIST!
Hey, I have Reddish Brown hair, and I easily get 'sun burns.' Please back off..........
He's a red neckback
Must be Scottish. I can't go outside until I've donned a firefighting suit, welder's mask and extra strong sun cream. Thank fuck winter's coming!
Fuck. And i thought i had it bad.
His new nickname is the snake
OHH LOOKS bad. I just want to run up smack the middle real hard.
White people problems
Ron's a peda
he might look bad now, but wait a couple days, cuz he'l be really a-peel-ing by then.
git er done
At least he was'nt wearing a bikini.