The Sammich Maker Is Broken

Ohh know, who is going to make my turkey and cheese sammich? Doc, can you fix her up to get my sammich maker back into business. I don't to starve to death! I love sammiches.

15 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 September 10, 2015

    I hate repeating myself

    +0
  • mykejp September 10, 2015

    Time to trade it in for a newer model.

    +1
  • poida September 10, 2015

    is her pussy ok?

    +6
  • vulture September 10, 2015

    you don't make sandwiches with your feet...get back in the kitchen

    +3
  • whobe September 10, 2015

    @vulture That's right!

    +2
  • longhungwong September 10, 2015

    Yet another broken dishwasher.

    +0
  • corruptedsob September 10, 2015

    She can still get on her knees

    +0
  • nybadguy September 10, 2015

    I'll take a sandwich and a few of your painkillers. Now scram before i break ya other foot

    +1
  • lowdice September 10, 2015

    She's already got two black eyes to boot.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 September 10, 2015

    That's what happens when you fight off your attacker. You'll be fine if you just go with it.

    +2
  • fatlarry September 10, 2015

    If I squeeze her ankle at the same time I stick my Dick in I will finally make a chick scream during sex

    +1
  • darksider803 September 10, 2015

    OH SNAP!!!

    +1
  • picklehiesner September 10, 2015

    Doctor should be in in an hour or two

    +0
  • vaticider September 10, 2015

    Broken? Knee to the ankle is missing.

    +0
  • rifleman123 September 10, 2015

    She still got two hands sammich maker still good complain cant make sammich break other fucking ankle bitch

    +1
 
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