Here is a public service sign I can get behind. Well, not behind, maybe in front of. Just be kind and clean that fucking thing out when you are done. Thanks!
The government can even fuck up beating off.
Now someone go stick a razor blade or syringe in there.
Not without a jimmyhat.
i'll stick to the 5 fingered widow I know were she's been
Maybe the sperm bank is looking for some free material.
I'd put some sand and crabs in there.
this is why we can't stop aids
That isn’t the noise of waves lapping the shore
Will it help me see at night?
Ther is nobody there worth jerkin off to.
Even in a town of only men.. .there's still a "vagina" they're all fucking.
A few months later it broke the chain and started a new species.
I now see it's at Burning Man. Carry on.
Public Fleshlight - Paris Hilton by another name. That skank's cooter must look like a hippo's yawn and you just know banging her would be like banging fresh air!
Just shaking his head and LMMF"AO,
Paris hilton thats funny and sad and the truth
Ron's saving money... He sets these up to get free protein drinks at his favorite beaches. He prefers African American or heroin addict semen...
Rifleman123 you are going to have a tired arm holding that for everyone. I know you love your job though.
A happyjacks self serve rest area when hes not there to serve the public
It puts the lotion on the skin