I don't know what you're using to clip your nails with there guy, but I'd say you got them cut for the next few months. Supposedly this is from a smash which makes it that much worse of mental image for me.
Say this out loud ( Soak it in Cider )
women shouldn't play with hammers
I want to flick it.
That's the second finger this week bro
@ dizeer: Popeye soaks his in Olive Oil.
messing around with A bicycle chain is not fun when you are riding it.
When buggers bite back.
@dizeer, the best brand is Dickencider...
Bit that fucker to the quick
Thumb wrestling is the real deal.