This is not a PSA of how to keep cool, but that is what you should tell your wife when she catches you starring at this for the next half hour.
Thanks B.Jeff, this is nice.
I'll hold the hose for her. :P
Nice... I'll warm her up.
Is it just me or do them nipples follow you around the room?
I want to warm them nipples back up with my tongue
She has to be careful. Water can cause sun burn more rapidly than sit a lone in the sun.
@truckingman It's okay, I'll make sure to cover her delicate parts with SPF lotion. The sticky kind.
Hoe's before hoses.. or something like that..