Talk about old fart, this guy is ancient, and his dick looks like the end of a broom handle. But he is getting something I'm not. Laid. Fucking lucky stiff!
So it's true, somethings keep growing after your dead.
i bet that thing is half of his entire body weight
A good woman will fuck you to death.
She might be a gold digger.
She sucked the life out of him!
she probably wondering why he hasn't asked for a sandwich recently
That dead guy's porn name is Rigo Mortis.
Tut is still a pimp
well we know she likes stiffys.
@longhungwong - rigor mortis
WTFFFFFF DEAD RISING
@vl800kenny, Any woman will do that once your married long enough!
Even this dead guy gets more action than I do.
He's a dead fuck ... his wallet is still alive though
The others were on vacation so she was left with the skeleton staff.
Now that's a real boner!
Any reasonable broad would just cut the penis and balls off, get rid of the body, and keep the dick as her own personal sex toy.
without viagra, it takes me just as long to get a stiffy
There is comfort in knowing she won't get an STD.