Old Fart Getting Laid

Talk about old fart, this guy is ancient, and his dick looks like the end of a broom handle. But he is getting something I'm not. Laid. Fucking lucky stiff!

20 Comments
  • outotown September 15, 2015

    So it's true, somethings keep growing after your dead.

    +0
  • azzholee September 15, 2015

    i bet that thing is half of his entire body weight

    +0
  • vikingshill September 15, 2015

    Nekromantic

    +1
  • longhungwong September 15, 2015

    A good woman will fuck you to death.

    +4
  • potrostation September 15, 2015

    She might be a gold digger.

    +1
  • vl800kenny September 15, 2015

    She sucked the life out of him!

    +1
  • vulture September 15, 2015

    she probably wondering why he hasn't asked for a sandwich recently

    +0
  • longhungwong September 15, 2015

    That dead guy's porn name is Rigo Mortis.

    +5
  • picklehiesner September 15, 2015

    Tut is still a pimp

    +4
  • darksider803 September 15, 2015

    well we know she likes stiffys.

    +3
  • azzholee September 15, 2015

    @longhungwong - rigor mortis

    +1
  • pinchetumadre September 15, 2015

    WTFFFFFF DEAD RISING

    +0
  • goodster September 15, 2015

    @vl800kenny, Any woman will do that once your married long enough!

    -1
  • big_daddy305 September 15, 2015

    Even this dead guy gets more action than I do.

    +3
  • corruptedsob September 15, 2015

    He's a dead fuck ... his wallet is still alive though

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc September 16, 2015

    The others were on vacation so she was left with the skeleton staff.

    +1
  • rouge_et_blanc September 16, 2015

    Now that's a real boner!

    +1
  • xizang September 16, 2015

    Any reasonable broad would just cut the penis and balls off, get rid of the body, and keep the dick as her own personal sex toy.

    +0
  • poida September 17, 2015

    without viagra, it takes me just as long to get a stiffy

    +1
  • felterupgood September 18, 2015

    There is comfort in knowing she won't get an STD.

    +0
 
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