Can You Pour Me a Beer?

I fucking love beer. I love ass. I love titties and pussy. Combine them together, and you have a naked beer tap. Question though? Can I make a cream ale in her ass? Just asking. Where's my sammich?

  • potrostation September 16, 2015

    Pussy beer.

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  • prodeath September 16, 2015

    Looks like a bud lite tap and explains why it probably taste like shit

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  • lowdice September 16, 2015

    Don't mind if I do

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  • poida September 16, 2015

    Bumweiser

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  • poida September 16, 2015

    looks like she gives terrible head

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  • cthulu September 16, 2015

    Bitchs rib cage sticks out more than her tits

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  • spinal12 September 16, 2015

    Um i would take 1 of those in each room.

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  • realtalks September 16, 2015

    Good idea, get her Ass drunk literally and go in for some anal

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  • tgarner September 16, 2015

    Yeah, I'd tap that too, just not quite like that!

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  • big_daddy305 September 16, 2015

    I bet it's warm and tastes like piss!

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  • mrlongshot September 16, 2015

    Must be fat free, yuck.

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  • fatlarry September 16, 2015

    whores light

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  • sirfartsalot September 16, 2015

    Sorry, I don't drink warm beer. But I will lick your asshole.

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  • ouch September 16, 2015

    @cthulu her fucking nose does too.

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  • whobe September 16, 2015

    So that's how they make Moe Fugger Malt Liquor.

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  • corruptedsob September 16, 2015

    Someone needs to make her a couple of samwitch's

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  • mrdrip September 16, 2015

    you turn her around and she dispenses coke from her nipples!

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  • potrostation September 16, 2015

    She's a little yeasty down there.

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  • truckingman September 16, 2015

    How the... You got to... FUCK, I can not say anything......

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  • mykejp September 16, 2015

    Beer probably tastes like diarrhea.

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  • darksider803 September 16, 2015

    I WOULD INVEST IN THAT.

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  • nybadguy September 16, 2015

    I dont like warm beer. I will take a shot thoe.

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  • goodster September 17, 2015

    I've heard of a Keggerator,, but this is the first Cunterator I've seen. Bet the beer is piss warm though.

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  • GrimmWilder September 17, 2015

    As long as she don't start shoot'n chili out of there,.,,.

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  • pistolero September 17, 2015

    This beer tastes like shit!

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  • dozer67 September 17, 2015

    @pistolero and it's warm..

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  • sleeko September 17, 2015

    You misspelled 'piss'.

    +1 -0
 
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