This guy has a big date tonight, and you do not want some crusty pussy ruining your night. You also do not want your little dick to prick a hole in your partner.
he`s breaking up with her
dude she won't drown. DUMBASS
treat'em clean .....makes her scream.
Quick, give her some mouth to air valve
Makes the perfect pool float
He found a sub sandwich maker.
That's Quagmire's Cuban cousin's escape raft.
I have no words
Whatever floats his boat.
He's too puss to try that on a real woman.
I hate to ask is he with out a home?
Now that's a fuckin' raft!
he finally figured out she was full of hot air
Thought he found himself a dead hooker. #denied ... Hate it when that happens.
There's plenty more fish in the sea
Wash Her Real Good Fucking Watch Her Real Good
That things prob better than most of the dead fucking, most women do!!! Doesn't matter, they're all whores!!!
@sbohica. Ain't that the truth brother +1.
To the asshole who keeps negativing. Eat a dick