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posted by Jay D. on 9/20/2015

Shocking Dick Picture

Maybe the most shocking thing about this picture is the painted toe nails. What the fuck? Is that peach? Who does this kind of shit? Painting your toe nails peach. Pfft!
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
mrgrey
That faggot has painted toenails.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 3:11 PM

72jayd
Fuck the battery, use a taser.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 3:14 PM

potrostation
Those nails are totally not his color.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 3:14 PM

aquahollic
@mrgrey yeah... that’s the weirdest thing about this guy...
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 3:48 PM

stenchfart
from all the nail holes in the work bench...he`s a regular
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 3:49 PM

xizang
Peach has been a very ’in’ nail color this year. And it looks like he’s gonna need a new workbench by the time he needs a new penis. Both are full of holes.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 4:03 PM

darksider803
seriously. if you have to abuse it the you don’t deserve it.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 4:09 PM

nybadguy
Try a car battery you pussy
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 4:16 PM

vulture
@nybadguy...why not the mains
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 4:26 PM

mrdrip
his nail polish and red wire match, how cute
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 4:30 PM

mrgrey
@aquahollic Jay D uploaded the image, so it had a 99% chance of having a penis anyway. It’s nothing new.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 4:48 PM

fistermister
I guess if you’re one sorry looking motherfucker, you’re going to have something to do with that motherfucker.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 5:42 PM

corruptedsob
So ...is he series or parallel
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 5:46 PM

truckingman
If he is just using a six volt battery, it will not Shock for SHIT. Still WTMF"F?
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 6:24 PM

wardo56
too small for me
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 6:36 PM

whobe
Painted toenails shaved legs has to be a lady boy.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 7:02 PM

sirfartsalot
Worst episode of Mythbusters ever!
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 8:03 PM

maddog123
What’s wrong with people sick fucker and I bet you he works at wall mart.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 8:21 PM

azzholee
but why?
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 8:22 PM

ludenlasivius
Goddamn circuit breakers... everything made in China nowadays!!! Grrr
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 9:46 PM

mykejp
Should use an electrical outlet while standing in a puddle.
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 10:35 PM

dracos
He’s trying to get an arc on his penis
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posted on: 09-20-15 @ 11:50 PM

happyjack
I'd rather be the angry clown on the roller coaster.
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posted on: 09-21-15 @ 9:12 AM

maddog123
You are an angry clown an unhappy clown
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posted on: 09-22-15 @ 1:25 AM

ouch
@maddog123 and @happyjack is a racist one at that too
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posted on: 09-23-15 @ 7:33 PM

kinky4800
Sissy boy trying to boost start his dick?
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posted on: 10-12-15 @ 10:40 PM

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