Highs and Lows of Octoberfest

Last week I was saying I really want to go to Octoberfest in Munich. Today I want to go to Octoberfest and get a blowjob on the lawn by a chick wearing one of those crazy dresses. But more than likely, I will drink myself into a stupor, and be sleeping like this dude.

23 Comments
  • sbohica September 30, 2015

    I wud b very sad to, if I lost out on a BJ to McLoven.

    +2
  • dozer67 September 30, 2015

    God I miss those.

    +2
  • whobe September 30, 2015

    @dozer67 Yea after the first year of marriage that's something else to argue with the the ole lady about.

    +1
  • nybadguy September 30, 2015

    4 years married and the wife still blows me. After i do the dishes and laundry. Small price to pay for a skull fuck.

    +4
  • poida September 30, 2015

    Only similarity is they’re both gagging

    +4
  • bb71 September 30, 2015

    Poor guy is thinking, if only I had wore my gay shorts and long white socks, that could have been me.

    +0
  • stenchfart September 30, 2015

    she just broke up him..and then met Adolf

    +0
  • realtalks September 30, 2015

    He's sad cause he wanted to be the one giving the BJ!

    +0
  • bananahammock September 30, 2015

    Oktoberfest. Looks more like she's at a sausage fest.

    +0
  • tookalook September 30, 2015

    Nein nein nein no teeth I will send you to za coola!

    +0
  • picklehiesner September 30, 2015

    Not easy to get your dick sucked wearing lederhosen ... Kudos bro

    +1
  • corruptedsob September 30, 2015

    I'll take the high road

    +0
  • potrostation September 30, 2015

    I'm fairly certain that the women who blew me at October fest didn't look as hot as her. But my beer goggles said other wise.

    +0
  • bucknuts September 30, 2015

    Oktoberfest tickets----$12, Beer----$5, BJ's in lederhosen---Priceless...

    +2
  • darksider803 September 30, 2015

    oh cheer up dude after she is done with the guy behind you it's your turn.

    +1
  • truckingman September 30, 2015

    Jay I am glad you did not go to 'Octoberfest.' I do not want to see or hear that you drank yourself into a depressive state. I do worry about you and your health Jay.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • mykejp September 30, 2015

    The guy in a stupor was too drunk to get it up.

    +1
  • handsomedevil September 30, 2015

    his body language seems to express: "fuck ya'll. i'll suck my own dick!"

    +0
  • maddog123 September 30, 2015

    That's his old lady sucking another mans dick

    +3
  • dracos October 1, 2015

    he's probably thinking that today sucked dick

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc October 1, 2015

    @picklehiesner actually very easy with Lederhosen as they have a central flap over the cock/ball area which drops down after you open 2 buttons. A real quick "entry" door.

    -1
  • picklehiesner October 1, 2015

    @rouge_et_blanc I was thinking aesthetics not accessibility but duly noted.

    -1
  • maddog123 October 2, 2015

    It will be alright happy jacks stop crying you little dingy will work one day when your not drunk

    +1
 
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