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Highs and Lows of Octoberfest
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posted by Jay D. on 9/30/2015

Highs And Lows Of Octoberfest

Last week I was saying I really want to go to Octoberfest in Munich. Today I want to go to Octoberfest and get a blowjob on the lawn by a chick wearing one of those crazy dresses. But more than likely, I will drink myself into a stupor, and be sleeping like this dude.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
sbohica
I wud b very sad to, if I lost out on a BJ to McLoven.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:34 PM

dozer67
God I miss those.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:43 PM

whobe
@dozer67 Yea after the first year of marriage that’s something else to argue with the the ole lady about.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:46 PM

nybadguy
4 years married and the wife still blows me. After i do the dishes and laundry. Small price to pay for a skull fuck.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:50 PM

poida
Only similarity is they’re both gagging
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 2:31 PM

bb71
Poor guy is thinking, if only I had wore my gay shorts and long white socks, that could have been me.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 3:29 PM

stenchfart
she just broke up him..and then met Adolf
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 3:36 PM

realtalks
He's sad cause he wanted to be the one giving the BJ!
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 4:05 PM

bananahammock
Oktoberfest. Looks more like she’s at a sausage fest.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 4:15 PM

tookalook
Nein nein nein no teeth I will send you to za coola!
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 4:25 PM

picklehiesner
Not easy to get your dick sucked wearing lederhosen ... Kudos bro
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:33 PM

corruptedsob
I'll take the high road
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:47 PM

potrostation
I’m fairly certain that the women who blew me at October fest didn’t look as hot as her. But my beer goggles said other wise.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:53 PM

bucknuts
Oktoberfest tickets----$12, Beer----$5, BJ’s in lederhosen---Priceless...
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:58 PM

darksider803
oh cheer up dude after she is done with the guy behind you it’s your turn.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 6:03 PM

truckingman
Jay I am glad you did not go to 'Octoberfest.' I do not want to see or hear that you drank yourself into a depressive state. I do worry about you and your health Jay. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 7:19 PM

mykejp
The guy in a stupor was too drunk to get it up.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 7:50 PM

handsomedevil
his body language seems to express: "fuck ya’ll. i’ll suck my own dick!"
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 8:46 PM

maddog123
That’s his old lady sucking another mans dick
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 8:49 PM

dracos
he’s probably thinking that today sucked dick
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 11:45 PM

rouge_et_blanc
@picklehiesner actually very easy with Lederhosen as they have a central flap over the cock/ball area which drops down after you open 2 buttons. A real quick "entry" door.
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posted on: 10-01-15 @ 10:31 AM

picklehiesner
@rouge_et_blanc I was thinking aesthetics not accessibility but duly noted.
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posted on: 10-01-15 @ 11:25 AM

maddog123
It will be alright happy jacks stop crying you little dingy will work one day when your not drunk
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posted on: 10-02-15 @ 1:46 AM

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