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posted by Jay D. on 9/30/2015

Abuse Of Animal AND Drunken Driving

I did not snopes this fucking thing to see if it was actually real or not. I did laugh my ass off at the thought of some drunk asshole grabbing a racoon, and trying to get it to blow into a breathalyzer. True or not, that is some funny shit!
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
sbohica
Harold and Kumar are footing the bill to retain an attorney for this young man.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:44 PM

boobles
Oh god.... I read the animal abuse title and almost started crying.... Thank god the raccoon fought back!!! Yay!!!
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:46 PM

nybadguy
Bad day for that duse
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:48 PM

whobe
If he was smart he would have borrowed one of 2inda goats to chauffeur him around.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 1:51 PM

mrlongshot
This story is priceless, you can't make this shit up.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 2:44 PM

solidbriscoe
Fun times in the navy. The navy brig too.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 2:45 PM

redhedridr
Rocky the Raccoon went back to his room only to find Giddens bible, so much for being a defender of the universe,,,
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 3:50 PM

realtalks
The lesson learned here is that if you get a raccoon to take a breathalyzer for you make sure you drop him off before he attacks you into having an accident
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 3:59 PM

bananahammock
Now that’s the Navy "Can Do" spirit!
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 4:12 PM

picklehiesner
I tried that once but the raccoon was to drunk
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 4:36 PM

astrozorro
This racoon has my salute! This dude must have been an engineer. I would loved to see the CO's face as he reads the report durring Captain's Mast. Too funny!
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 4:38 PM

sparkles
Doesn't Adam live out in San Diego?
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:03 PM

big_daddy305
No. Adam lives in San Fransisco...
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:29 PM

potrostation
Don’t fuck with Rocket.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:53 PM

bucknuts
Many 1st dates go a little rough
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:57 PM

darksider803
good job popeye
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 5:58 PM

corruptedsob
2inthestink Cosby Style
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 6:38 PM

aquahollic
drunks are some of the most imaginative mother fuckers on the planet... but I still say all drunk drivers should be shot
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 7:18 PM

truckingman
KARMA IS A MOTHER FUCKING" BITCH!!! ANIMAL REVENGE YOU MOTHER FUCKING" ASSHOLIC DRUNK BASTARD!!! I HOPE YOU RECEIVED THE OLD RABIES SHOTS!!!
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 7:25 PM

happyjack
Half of the PG will never read all of that text in the picture. They’ll just wait for the movie to come out.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 7:37 PM

mykejp
At least he didn't try to make that raccoon give him a blow job.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 7:48 PM

truckingman
He would not have a penis left on his body Mykejp. LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 8:19 PM

handsomedevil
i hope to god this is true. crazy fucker.Llmao
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 8:43 PM

dracos
Man, thats the first time I ever hear of a coon being put to good use.
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posted on: 09-30-15 @ 11:40 PM

rouge_et_blanc
A raccoon blowjob rape is a serious crime.
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posted on: 10-01-15 @ 10:30 AM

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