I did not snopes this fucking thing to see if it was actually real or not. I did laugh my ass off at the thought of some drunk asshole grabbing a racoon, and trying to get it to blow into a breathalyzer. True or not, that is some funny shit!
Harold and Kumar are footing the bill to retain an attorney for this young man.
Oh god.... I read the animal abuse title and almost started crying.... Thank god the raccoon fought back!!! Yay!!!
Bad day for that duse
If he was smart he would have borrowed one of 2inda goats to chauffeur him around.
This story is priceless, you can't make this shit up.
Fun times in the navy. The navy brig too.
Rocky the Raccoon went back to his room only to find Giddens bible, so much for being a defender of the universe,,,
The lesson learned here is that if you get a raccoon to take a breathalyzer for you make sure you drop him off before he attacks you into having an accident
Now that's the Navy "Can Do" spirit!
I tried that once but the raccoon was to drunk
This racoon has my salute! This dude must have been an engineer. I would loved to see the CO's face as he reads the report durring Captain's Mast. Too funny!
Doesn't Adam live out in San Diego?
No. Adam lives in San Fransisco...
Don't fuck with Rocket.
Many 1st dates go a little rough
good job popeye
2inthestink Cosby Style
drunks are some of the most imaginative mother fuckers on the planet... but I still say all drunk drivers should be shot
KARMA IS A MOTHER FUCKING" BITCH!!! ANIMAL REVENGE YOU MOTHER FUCKING" ASSHOLIC DRUNK BASTARD!!! I HOPE YOU RECEIVED THE OLD RABIES SHOTS!!!
Half of the PG will never read all of that text in the picture. They'll just wait for the movie to come out.
At least he didn't try to make that raccoon give him a blow job.
He would not have a penis left on his body Mykejp.
LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock
i hope to god this is true. crazy fucker.Llmao
Man, thats the first time I ever hear of a coon being put to good use.
A raccoon blowjob rape is a serious crime.