Don't Piss Off Your Girl

Fellas, we all know chicks take FOREVER to get ready. No reason to give them shit about it. Just sit there and watch tv, or drink a beer. Because that bitch is using a hair dryer, all hot and shit, and tired of your whining voice. Next thing you know, you will have a fucking high heel shoe in your head like this guy.

21 Comments
  • longhungwong October 6, 2015

    Heel be waiting in the hospital waiting room for a while. Then it will be a while till that heels.

    +8
  • vulture October 6, 2015

    in pounds per square inch a woman standing on you in a stiletto is equivalent to having an elephant stand on your foot...unless she's black then its 2 or 3 elephants

    +1
  • tgarner October 6, 2015

    The wad of cum behind his ear is what's really got me puzzled!

    +8
  • tookalook October 6, 2015

    Bah ha!

    +0
  • fockenperv October 6, 2015

    Ive actually seen a stripper nail a guy in the forehead with one of these for telling her that fat in her legs look hail damaged so he should get a lap dance for half price.... that was a fun night

    +0
  • potrostation October 6, 2015

    Heal live.

    +0
  • mykejp October 6, 2015

    I've heard of women walking all over their men, but DAMN!

    +0
  • bananahammock October 6, 2015

    That's what I call an antenna.

    +0
  • darksider803 October 6, 2015

    that's one huge shoe

    +2
  • corruptedsob October 6, 2015

    It's either a fetish that went wrong or he was caught in the ladies dressing room

    +1
  • picklehiesner October 6, 2015

    Nice fuckin shoe ... I'd rather see the chick that was wearing it

    +2
  • nh3kid October 6, 2015

    That shoe looks to be a good size 11 ,He got beast kicked

    +1
  • fatlarry October 6, 2015

    Looks like he fell for the old do I look fat in this dress question

    +1
  • aquahollic October 6, 2015

    kinky

    +0
  • truckingman October 6, 2015

    Stilettos are MOTHER FUCKIN" DEADLY!!!

    +0
  • nybadguy October 6, 2015

    My wife is always ready before me. because she's so excited im actually taking her out in public with me.

    +0
  • dracos October 6, 2015

    by the power invested in me by God you are now heeeled!!

    +0
  • handsomedevil October 7, 2015

    This shlub has lebron james' hairline.

    -1
  • el_chingon October 7, 2015

    Any other day that heel would have broken off as soon as she stepped out of the guy's car !

    +0
  • cellule October 7, 2015

    Thanks she was'nt skiing.

    +0
  • dozer67 October 7, 2015

    Never criticize a woman's taste in shoes..

    +0
 
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