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posted by Jay D. on 10/7/2015

Go Home Moose Your Drunk

Moose don't fuck around when they go drinking and driving. These mother fuckers will wreck some shit, and most likely puke in your car. Maybe we need something like Moose-uber.
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vulture
its going off get it in the freezer
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 2:01 PM

tookalook
+11
Hey rocky? watch me pull my busted ass out of this car.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 2:11 PM

nacho1223
JAJAJA,, at least those huge balls are safe... wtf the driver must be dead or something fuckign drivers
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 2:21 PM

darksider803
HOW ??....
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 2:21 PM

crazyvet
You got this moose hunting thing all wrong.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 2:33 PM

whobe
I’m glad someone rolled the window down because it smells like someone farted from back here.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 2:39 PM

potrostation
Roof surfing. Not for moose.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 2:48 PM

picklehiesner
Well it didn’t happen in the driveway. Did this fucker drive home with those giant moose balls in his mouth ?
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 3:17 PM

bananahammock
Your balls would shrink too if you got hit by a car.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 3:53 PM

mykejp
He tried to get away from Sarah Palin.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 4:03 PM

boney1
Took balls to try and jump that moving car.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 5:23 PM

corruptedsob
Looks like ouch found a way to hunt around the 2nd Amendment
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 5:35 PM

dozer67
The Moose Thought the horn was a mating call...
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 5:50 PM

goodster
Good job Jay That’s two today, and it looks like there’s a third in the next post. That’s gotta be some kind of record and I haven’t even looked at the videos yet.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 7:47 PM

bucknuts
Canadian beer ,.,.,.,.,.
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posted on: 10-07-15 @ 9:46 PM

harly9
According to the locals in Ontario, at least 9 out of ten car/moose impacts kill the driver and usually front seat passenger. Yay Mother Nature!
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posted on: 10-08-15 @ 12:00 AM

jamesb
Is that a moose knuckle on that moose?
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posted on: 10-08-15 @ 9:04 PM

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