As I get older, it's harder and harder to see in low light. Now when I go to the theater, I have to have a reading light. I hope you don't mind the light if I sit next to you. It's the only way I can read the program.
So that's what a 15K lamp looks like.
Hey honey, got a light?
french BDSM parlor.
Queef light deluxe. $19.95+ s/h, ho' sold separately.
Is that led baby
is that Martin Short ?
If it takes both hands to hold that light in, I'll pass on the big pussy.
Now THIS is a classy photo! See how she covers up for modesty?
A fart turns on the light.
Nice flashlight holder
that's what I call pussy lights
shoving light where the light dont shine
Always inspect the bill before you pay at the strip club
also attaches to fleshlight!
All the better to see the herpes and genital warts.
The sun don't shine there but that's always a good place for double A batteries
Where the fuck the picture go??
Ok,,, there it is.
She thought he was a dentist.
No matter what his job is, I want it too
now that's what i call a "flash"light.
What the hell kind of doctor visit is that? ...must be the same doctor that grabbed my knee an said cough then hit he in the balls with a hammer......
Lots of things fit nicely up a girls butthole :-D
You light up my life...