she gets a lot of wrong number calls
She can answer my phone anytime
That's the new iphone dildo app.
"This creepy guy keeps calling me, he sounds like a dick."
That phone is only for tellamarketers.
Yes ,, hi, Is Dick in yet? no? when's he coming?
She's laughing because she missed her mouth.
She can talk into my cock anytime.
Must be campaigning for some dick of a politician.
I bet it's on vibrate.,.,.,
She got an ouch phone
I think when she put it up to her head she realized her boyfriend had just pulled it out of his ass
Thats not how you use a Dictaphone. i could give her a real lesson.