Put the kids and spouse on the slide and let the pirahna's do the rest.
you gotta way with them too vanilla.
lololol thats fucking awesome
COME HERE HUNNY...AND BRING THE KIDS...i have a surprise for u *wink*
ya kno piranhas dont actually tear ya to shreds lyk in da movie. i kno coz mai friend had some and all they did when he gave them a goldfish (yep a live one) was pick bits off and swim away. thered b plenty of time to get outta there before you were dead. youd just have some bite marks is all