I needed an easy costume for this Halloween so I looked to the headlines. This year I'll be Ahmed the Inventor. Just be sure not to drop this case or make any sudden movements.
New from Quartz... Muslim time pieces
Good luck getting through the airport with that.
So what fucking time is it?
Ever see an electric black double dong?
Stay away from the airport or you'll be fucking sheep at Gitmo
@wardo56 More like them getting a cock meat sandwich every day.
@crazyvet, it's a newer version of the diesel powered ones for butch lesbians. The smell of diesel fumes was out-stinking the smell of fish.
it needs some small rolls of brown paper
go thru an airport with that and video it.
Is it a plug-n-play?
You can go to jail for having a fake bomb...
That's a ticket to get you in to see Obama at the Whitehouse.
This is the electronic equivalent of Ebonics.
its got fusible links so its a safe bomb
It doesn't have your name on the case so its a smart bomb.
No Officer, it's not a bomb, it's a clock.......duh!