Shit Your Pants Gas Pump

You know on second thought, I am going to the next gas station. I have no idea what kind of snake that is, and further more, I could give a shit less. It looks like it could fuck you up, while you are filling up the tank.

17 Comments
  • whobe October 20, 2015

    What ever happened to putting a Tiger in your tank?

    +5
  • big_daddy305 October 20, 2015

    Gas? No thank you. I think I'll push my car home from here.

    +2
  • bananahammock October 20, 2015

    That's one way to get people to buy hi-octane gas.

    +2
  • darksider803 October 20, 2015

    Id rather deal with that then the swarm of bees that I had today.

    +1
  • makeyarise October 20, 2015

    Awww.. Feels good to come out of the Shell!!/

    +2
  • mykejp October 20, 2015

    This is one time I'm glad that it's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey.

    +1
  • dracos October 20, 2015

    non venomous python, on the other hand, I have a spitting cobra in my pants

    +2
  • corruptedsob October 20, 2015

    Where's the full service?

    +1
  • potrostation October 20, 2015

    Some blond is going to stuff his head in to her radiator and try to pump gas.

    +0
  • fucking-a-righ October 20, 2015

    Damn halloween pranksters

    +1
  • truckingman October 20, 2015

    You are putting a little more SSSSS in your tank.... Jay, it is just a python or boa if it does happen to bite you it is non venomous and has tiny sharp recurved teeth, many. the pain of its' bite is not as bad as it sounds.

    +1
  • sbohica October 20, 2015

    Lol @makeyarise... +1000!

    +0
  • nybadguy October 20, 2015

    We learned the hard way with the company truck. 2 times.

    +1
  • pawd October 21, 2015

    Queensland Australia, where else

    +1
  • ludenlasivius October 21, 2015

    You tell 'em, truckingman, that thing ain't gonna hurt nobody. Down here in FLA we know all about every kind of snake. And deer strapped down to a Chevy Cobalt.

    +1
  • dozer67 October 21, 2015

    Wanna bitch about the price? There you go, no gas for you!!!

    +1
  • felterupgood October 22, 2015

    They obviously don't what you to buy their mid-grade fuel.

    +0
 
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