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posted by Jay D. on 10/20/2015

Shit Your Pants Gas Pump

You know on second thought, I am going to the next gas station. I have no idea what kind of snake that is, and further more, I could give a shit less. It looks like it could fuck you up, while you are filling up the tank.
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whobe
What ever happened to putting a Tiger in your tank?
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 1:37 PM

big_daddy305
Gas? No thank you. I think I’ll push my car home from here.
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 1:38 PM

bananahammock
That’s one way to get people to buy hi-octane gas.
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 1:57 PM

darksider803
Id rather deal with that then the swarm of bees that I had today.
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 2:06 PM

makeyarise
Awww.. Feels good to come out of the Shell!!/
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 2:39 PM

mykejp
This is one time I'm glad that it's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey.
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 3:09 PM

dracos
non venomous python, on the other hand, I have a spitting cobra in my pants
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 3:44 PM

corruptedsob
Where's the full service?
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 5:08 PM

potrostation
Some blond is going to stuff his head in to her radiator and try to pump gas.
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 7:45 PM

fucking-a-righ
Damn halloween pranksters
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 7:59 PM

truckingman
You are putting a little more SSSSS in your tank.... Jay, it is just a python or boa if it does happen to bite you it is non venomous and has tiny sharp recurved teeth, many. the pain of its' bite is not as bad as it sounds.
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 8:08 PM

sbohica
Lol @makeyarise... +1000!
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 8:09 PM

nybadguy
We learned the hard way with the company truck. 2 times.
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posted on: 10-20-15 @ 9:23 PM

pawd
Queensland Australia, where else
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posted on: 10-21-15 @ 2:40 AM

ludenlasivius
You tell ’em, truckingman, that thing ain’t gonna hurt nobody. Down here in FLA we know all about every kind of snake. And deer strapped down to a Chevy Cobalt.
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posted on: 10-21-15 @ 4:58 AM

dozer67
Wanna bitch about the price? There you go, no gas for you!!!
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posted on: 10-21-15 @ 4:56 PM

felterupgood
They obviously don’t what you to buy their mid-grade fuel.
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posted on: 10-22-15 @ 10:44 PM

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