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posted by Jay D. on 10/23/2015

Too Fat To Order

Man...or at least I think it's a man, you need to be standing. Maybe burn a few thousand calories. Wait, after looking again, I'm pretty sure this is a woman. It's crazy you need a chair to watch your sammich being made.
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bobbabooey
Move over Jared. There's a new fatass in town. Let's hope he stays away from little boys.
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 1:03 PM

xizang
There’s all kinds of ways to commit suicide. Getting obese is as absurd and funny as smoking. Why not just step out in front of a train and make it easier on everyone?
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 1:04 PM

mrlongshot
+11
Fake! Subway doesn't take food stamps.
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 1:09 PM

sbohica
Goddamn u hig, fat, nasty bitch! Just hook a fuckin chain to it and drag the whole thing home.
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 1:12 PM

vulture
picture taken 5 seconds before the chair collapsed
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 1:32 PM

bigdaddy88
Subway serves fried chicken and watermelon?
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 1:56 PM

whobe
I feel sorry for the guy that was sitting in that chair.
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 2:00 PM

assmasterson
If you listen closely, you can hear her body’s cries for help. Or is that the chair?
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 2:14 PM

mykejp
He wants the grape drank with his foot long lard ass supreme.
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 2:16 PM

allcaps
must be in Furguson...we all know how black lives matter...this is a black life mattering at its finest...just no lectric scooter..should be out shooting one of his homies...huh
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 3:26 PM

picklehiesner
No good fat lazy worthless have to sit in a chair to order my food mother fucker right here
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 3:43 PM

boogsmalone
Excuse me sir, this is not your table!
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 3:44 PM

big_daddy305
Can I get three five dollar foot-longs and a diet coke?
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 4:08 PM

scottishtits77
@vulture....I saw that happen in Vienna. Some fat fucker was sat a couple of rows in front of me and was one of those huge, sweaty fuckers that has to breathe with their mouth open. It was an outdoor opera performance right in the city centre square, hundreds of folk there and suddenly a massive crrraaaaaccccckkkk...fattie’s chair broke with the back legs disappearing under it. Fucker was sprawled on the floor screaming like a harpooned elephant seal!! I lol’d
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 4:34 PM

nybadguy
Toreal is Tolazy
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 5:36 PM

truckingman
When you have are over three hurdred pounds in weight, your body CAN NOT SUPPORT YOU...
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 6:05 PM

darksider803
SBP....
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 9:18 PM

potrostation
Surprised it’s not a wheeled office chair.
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 9:29 PM

corruptedsob
He's thinking about eating right while waiting for the McDonald's delivery
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posted on: 10-23-15 @ 10:40 PM

zahnfee
Americans.....
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posted on: 10-25-15 @ 10:55 AM

felterupgood
If he was on the other side of the counter ...the owner would be FUCKED.
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posted on: 10-26-15 @ 10:36 PM

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