Too Fat to Order

Man...or at least I think it's a man, you need to be standing. Maybe burn a few thousand calories. Wait, after looking again, I'm pretty sure this is a woman. It's crazy you need a chair to watch your sammich being made.

  • bobbabooey October 23, 2015

    Move over Jared. There's a new fatass in town. Let's hope he stays away from little boys.

    +10 -1
  • xizang October 23, 2015

    There's all kinds of ways to commit suicide. Getting obese is as absurd and funny as smoking. Why not just step out in front of a train and make it easier on everyone?

    +4 -1
  • mrlongshot October 23, 2015

    Fake! Subway doesn't take food stamps.

    +12 -1
  •   sbohica October 23, 2015

    Goddamn u hig, fat, nasty bitch! Just hook a fuckin chain to it and drag the whole thing home.

    +5 -2
  •   vulture October 23, 2015

    picture taken 5 seconds before the chair collapsed

    +4 -1
  • bigdaddy88 October 23, 2015

    Subway serves fried chicken and watermelon?

    +3 -2
  •   whobe October 23, 2015

    I feel sorry for the guy that was sitting in that chair.

    +3 -1
  • assmasterson October 23, 2015

    If you listen closely, you can hear her body's cries for help. Or is that the chair?

    +3 -1
  •   mykejp October 23, 2015

    He wants the grape drank with his foot long lard ass supreme.

    +3 -2
  •   allcaps October 23, 2015

    must be in Furguson...we all know how black lives matter...this is a black life mattering at its finest...just no lectric scooter..should be out shooting one of his homies...huh

    +3 -3
  •   picklehiesner October 23, 2015

    No good fat lazy worthless have to sit in a chair to order my food mother fucker right here

    +5 -1
  • boogsmalone October 23, 2015

    Excuse me sir, this is not your table!

    +4 -1
  •   big_daddy305 October 23, 2015

    Can I get three five dollar foot-longs and a diet coke?

    +5 -0
  • scottishtits77 October 23, 2015

    @vulture....I saw that happen in Vienna. Some fat fucker was sat a couple of rows in front of me and was one of those huge, sweaty fuckers that has to breathe with their mouth open. It was an outdoor opera performance right in the city centre square, hundreds of folk there and suddenly a massive crrraaaaaccccckkkk...fattie's chair broke with the back legs disappearing under it. Fucker was sprawled on the floor screaming like a harpooned elephant seal!! I lol'd

    +7 -1
  •   nybadguy October 23, 2015

    Toreal is Tolazy

    +3 -1
  •   truckingman October 23, 2015

    When you have are over three hurdred pounds in weight, your body CAN NOT SUPPORT YOU...

    +1 -0
  • darksider803 October 23, 2015


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  •   potrostation October 23, 2015

    Surprised it's not a wheeled office chair.

    +2 -0
  •   corruptedsob October 23, 2015

    He's thinking about eating right while waiting for the McDonald's delivery

    +2 -0
  • zahnfee October 25, 2015


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  • felterupgood October 26, 2015

    If he was on the other side of the counter ...the owner would be FUCKED.

    +0 -0
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