You have to imagine there is a few levels of shock goign on here. First off, this guy just lost both his arms. That's pretty rough. Now after the realization set in, he's now thinking, how and the fuck am I supposed to wipe my own ass?
Now he has to drag his ass on the carpet like a dog.
@toreal, offer ur services homie..
You gotta hand it to him...
more importantly, how will he use the lawn mower
Why is the guy handing him the phone?
Wipe schmipe. How the fuck is he supposed to rub one out?
Toreal can use his tongue.
He's going to spend much less time in the shower from now on
Do they make short sleeve coats?
Dude is stopping him from trying to hitchhike to the hospital...go find one of your thumbs to stick out he is telling him
This kind of thing can just ruin your whole day.,,.
Enjoy your last fap.
Well he can still knock out some push ups
Perfect opportunity for the doctors to install a rake in place of one arm and a weed whacker in place of the other one.
He's brown, therefore he doesn't normally wipe his ass anyway. When I say brown, I mean he's a filthy fucking Indian or Pakistani. I hate them curry-chugging cunts and they're filthy ways.
Repost. Guess no wics today
When you look like an Orge your fucked either way.
Dang @scottish! Tell us how u really feel..
lot of good comments here but we're only halfway to a really good what do you call a man with no arms and no legs joke
Fist, What In The MF" Blue FUCK Ripped off his MF" ARMS??? Second, I believe he has to have someone wipe his buttocks.
See what happens when they take away your right to bear arms?!
I think fatty is trying the new fad diet. Blow off your arms and you can no longer lift the Big Mack to your mouth.
Guess who's going as a T-Rex for Halloween this year?
How did he not bleed out?
Shit for that matter how is he going to jack off.
Alla told him not to touch himself, only little boys.
Going to have two hooks how cool is that
And move to america and get a check fuck yeah
I can't feel my hands.