How Will He Wipe His Ass

You have to imagine there is a few levels of shock goign on here. First off, this guy just lost both his arms. That's pretty rough. Now after the realization set in, he's now thinking, how and the fuck am I supposed to wipe my own ass?

33 Comments
  • mrlongshot October 23, 2015

    Now he has to drag his ass on the carpet like a dog.

    +2
  • sbohica October 23, 2015

    @toreal, offer ur services homie..

    +2
  • bobbabooey October 23, 2015

    You gotta hand it to him...

    +0
  • nieco October 23, 2015

    more importantly, how will he use the lawn mower

    +5
  • whobe October 23, 2015

    Why is the guy handing him the phone?

    +2
  • assmasterson October 23, 2015

    Wipe schmipe. How the fuck is he supposed to rub one out?

    +2
  • mykejp October 23, 2015

    Toreal can use his tongue.

    +0
  • pizzapie October 23, 2015

    He's going to spend much less time in the shower from now on

    +1
  • whobe October 23, 2015

    Do they make short sleeve coats?

    +1
  • allcaps October 23, 2015

    Perost..

    -3
  • allcaps October 23, 2015

    Dude is stopping him from trying to hitchhike to the hospital...go find one of your thumbs to stick out he is telling him

    +0
  • bucknuts October 23, 2015

    This kind of thing can just ruin your whole day.,,.

    +0
  • potrostation October 23, 2015

    Enjoy your last fap.

    -1
  • picklehiesner October 23, 2015

    Well he can still knock out some push ups

    +1
  • big_daddy305 October 23, 2015

    Perfect opportunity for the doctors to install a rake in place of one arm and a weed whacker in place of the other one.

    +2
  • scottishtits77 October 23, 2015

    He's brown, therefore he doesn't normally wipe his ass anyway. When I say brown, I mean he's a filthy fucking Indian or Pakistani. I hate them curry-chugging cunts and they're filthy ways.

    +1
  • nybadguy October 23, 2015

    Repost. Guess no wics today

    -1
  • scottishtits77 October 23, 2015

    *their*

    -1
  • corruptedsob October 23, 2015

    When you look like an Orge your fucked either way.

    +0
  • sbohica October 23, 2015

    Dang @scottish! Tell us how u really feel..

    +1
  • aquahollic October 23, 2015

    lot of good comments here but we're only halfway to a really good what do you call a man with no arms and no legs joke

    +1
  • truckingman October 23, 2015

    Fist, What In The MF" Blue FUCK Ripped off his MF" ARMS??? Second, I believe he has to have someone wipe his buttocks.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius October 23, 2015

    See what happens when they take away your right to bear arms?!

    +2
  • jamesb October 23, 2015

    I think fatty is trying the new fad diet. Blow off your arms and you can no longer lift the Big Mack to your mouth.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius October 23, 2015

    Guess who's going as a T-Rex for Halloween this year?

    +1
  • realism October 23, 2015

    How did he not bleed out?

    -1
  • darksider803 October 23, 2015

    Shit for that matter how is he going to jack off.

    +2
  • vaticider October 24, 2015

    Alla told him not to touch himself, only little boys.

    +1
  • picklehiesner October 24, 2015

    @aquahollic Bob

    +1
  • darkmadness October 24, 2015

    Repost.....

    +0
  • maddog123 October 25, 2015

    Going to have two hooks how cool is that

    +0
  • maddog123 October 25, 2015

    And move to america and get a check fuck yeah

    +0
  • felterupgood October 26, 2015

    I can't feel my hands.

    +0
 
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