Check Out My New TV Table

Ahh, this is the life. I can watch my favorite shows on the couch and eat dinner too. Life is good now that I got my TV table. Sometimes I get a little excited and fuck my TV table too. It really is the life.

23 Comments
  • sbohica October 27, 2015

    The bitch better do better than some goddamn doritos!!! She best whip up a big sammich, learn to balance that on her head and get on her knees!

    +5
  • big_daddy305 October 27, 2015

    I see they've released the Lizzy Caplan edition. I had one of these but it started to get fat.

    +3
  • xizang October 27, 2015

    I want the naked one. The one that you can poke your cigars into to keep them moist.

    +2
  • longhungwong October 27, 2015

    There's even something to eat under the table.

    +0
  • vulture October 27, 2015

    dual purpose TV table...when there nowt on the tele turn the table up the other way and you have home entertainment

    +2
  • sbohica October 27, 2015

    That's fuckin crazy @bigdaddy!!! I was trying to finger out who she looked like. They cud b twins! Nice call +1.

    -1
  • chupamiverga October 27, 2015

    fish smelling dorito's

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 October 27, 2015

    very hard clit or really small dick , meh

    +0
  • dozer67 October 27, 2015

    Very lumpy between the legs, downer.

    +0
  • potrostation October 27, 2015

    Rent a center bunny ranch style.

    +3
  • bobbabooey October 27, 2015

    Lamar Odham's money paid for this table (and yes, the cigarette butts are menthols).

    +2
  • bucknuts October 27, 2015

    Look, there's somethin going on under them panties do quite look right.,.,.,

    +0
  • mrdrip October 27, 2015

    wait, wait....aaaahhhhh here is some dip for those chips!

    +0
  • picklehiesner October 27, 2015

    I have a table get out from under there and blow me

    +2
  • picklehiesner October 27, 2015

    Wait is that a dude ... Aw fuck it

    +2
  • truckingman October 27, 2015

    Who wanted a living TV table?

    +0
  • maddog123 October 27, 2015

    Bitch got a dick.

    +1
  • corruptedsob October 27, 2015

    Comes equipped with a Chinese Chocolate Dispenser

    +0
  • maddog123 October 27, 2015

    Or shit her self

    +1
  • mykejp October 28, 2015

    A combination table and dishwasher.

    +0
  • jayzee October 28, 2015

    Wondering how to make a toilet with my girl

    +0
  • nando305 October 28, 2015

    This is the "I'm not going outside today" kit

    +0
  • jackpot October 28, 2015

    I love what you've done with the place. Especially the carpet and furnishings.

    +0
 
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