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posted by Big Jeff on 11/2/2015

This Houseplant Is Happy To See You

What's up ladies? Are you looking for a houseplant to that's as excited to see you as you are to see it? Well this is your guy.
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WTF


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
sexyarcee
Groot’s ghetto cousin
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 1:38 PM

zmolez
I'm sure this is an asian plant
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 1:50 PM

marcodufour
Does it shout " Surprise " when you come into the room ?
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 2:09 PM

longhungwong
A tree that looks like it plant a seed in you.
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 2:30 PM

longhungwong
Female friend of mine said: Wow that is some wood!
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 2:43 PM

potrostation
Groot is happy to see you.
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 2:50 PM

bobbabooey
He's a shower, not a grower.
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 3:02 PM

sbohica
Ron just maxed out his credit card..
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 3:30 PM

bananahammock
insert Groot jokes here.
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 4:15 PM

big_daddy305
Got wood?
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 4:32 PM

corruptedsob
That's not Mary Jane ...
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 7:05 PM

bucknuts
I AM GROOT, SEE MY ROOT?
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 8:56 PM

truckingman
Ok, I know someone had to have cultivated this plant but MF" Why this shape?
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 9:02 PM

nybadguy
Does it water it's self?
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posted on: 11-02-15 @ 10:08 PM

sbohica
^^^ Ron has to give it a "hand"..
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posted on: 11-03-15 @ 12:17 AM

nybadguy
⬆⬆⬆➕1
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posted on: 11-03-15 @ 6:41 AM

cellule
It’s down when it’s humid.
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posted on: 11-06-15 @ 4:26 AM

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