Let's talk numbers here. First off, is the coffin empty? Because I'm not paying full price for a full coffin. But, if we are talking empty coffin , with no stains, I'm willing to go 200 bucks. Cash. We got a deal?
Like new. Barely used.
They tried to return it to Wal-Mart after the funeral but Bobby-Joe lost the receipt.
Shouldn't it read "Fer Sale".
Buy the coffin, get a used body for free.
Complete with a false bottom.
No NASCAR decals?
Don't need one yet
Seeing this coffin for sale by the road side posies some serous questions, I will go out and buy a brand new coffin with out wondering if it was used before by the pervious owner.
Oh My God! I've been looking for one of those for 20 years. I can believe someone has actually got one for sale, and in pristine condition too. I haven't seen "LOG" from Ren and Stimpy for sale before. It even comes with the lay down edition of "WIFE LOG" too. HOW MUCH?
Who'd buy a log?
If it isn't the KISS coffin, I'll pass.
Sold May You Rest In Peace
Batteries not included.
TURN IT INTO A REDNECK HOT TUB AND PLAY HANK JR ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER TONIGHT
TURN IT INTO A OUT HOUSE