I've never seen a pumpkin that was sexy, and this site has taught me to never trust a ass. Still you have to mind that thigh gap though.
Usually a 2" diameter hole will do the trick. Some people just have to let their freak flag fly.
If theres a light on at the end of her tunnel its a good indication that somebody left the light on before you.
It is just wrong to think about fucking a pumpkin.
Even pumpkins are having thigh gap issues.
@crazyvet Very much agreed.
The artist's carving is 'magnificent,' and they must have a fetish for wonderful Glutes...
I bet it feels like warm pumpkin pie.
No wonder that little fucker on charlie brown sits up all night waiting for the great pumpkin
I actually thought it was to puppet silhouette kissing, lololol.
I'll put that light right out
I bet there's at least three of you guy who would tap that.
@mykejp I'm right now on my third beer and that big orange ass is starting to look pretty fucking good happy jacks you get slopy seconds I know you are always wanting me to get it wet for you
^^^ if me, you, and a hot chick were stuck on a deserted island (which would never happen), and you someone got with the hot chick before I did (which would really never happen), I would just fuck a hole in the dirt until I died or was rescued. At least I would still have my dignity intact and be free of STD's.
^If you were on said "deserted island"..... Would it still be Deserted??