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posted by Jay D. on 11/11/2015

Never Shit During A Tornado

Here's a rule of thumb to live by. Do not shit while a tornado is hitting your house. You might get a big ass tree limb right across your head. This here would have wrecked your weekend for sure.
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bobbabooey
Rate My Shit level 1,000,000!
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 12:53 PM

bobbabooey
I've taken those shits where I've just wrecked the toilet. Do us a favor, open a window and spray some Febreze.
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 12:54 PM

longhungwong
Well if you where suffering from constipation, you don’t have to worry about that anymore.
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 12:57 PM

longhungwong
Who shit the stick? Pinche caga palos!
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 12:59 PM

big_daddy305
Shit a brick.. shit a log..
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 1:30 PM

fockenperv
Morning wood always makes a mess of the bathroom in the morning
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 1:45 PM

vulture
good job its a male house or the seat would be bust as well
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 2:13 PM

whobe
Who the in the hell installs a toilet under a counter? Or did they install the counter over the toilet?
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 2:22 PM

potrostation
Who hasn't destroyed a toilet?
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 2:26 PM

stenchfart
my luck---i just cleaned it too
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 2:31 PM

tattydaddy
Talk about dropping a log!
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 2:40 PM

darksider803
NOT the throne noooooooo!!!!
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 2:47 PM

sbohica
Those r chainsaw cuts. Tree cutting fellows fucked up!
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 4:30 PM

goodster
Pinocchio really gets constipated sometimes.
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 4:55 PM

picklehiesner
Hope your tree guy was licensed and insured along with being stupid
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 5:14 PM

corruptedsob
@sbohica .... yep
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 5:25 PM

truckingman
Tornados will MOTHER FUCKIN" Pick up any MOTHER FUCKIN" SHIT and Throw it any MOTHER FUCKIN" PLACE, so GET THE MOTHER FUCKIN" UNDERGROUND, IN A MOTHER FUCKIN" TORNADO SHELTER, OR MOTHER FUCKIN" LAY IN A MOTHER FUCKIN" DITCH FIND ANY MOTHER FUCKIN" SAFE PLACE TO RIDE UP THE MOTHER FUCKIN" STORM IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE BITCHESS!!!!!!
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 7:16 PM

sharkkiller1
I don’t think that is tornado damage that looks like that tree was cut on the bottom and on the side before it fell it more likely some stupid fucking beaner doesn’t know how to trim trees
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 7:45 PM

wombatbytes
@truckingman - he’s off his meds today..
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posted on: 11-11-15 @ 8:05 PM

dracos
got himself some cheap labor, now the cost of repairs is thru the roof
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posted on: 11-12-15 @ 1:02 AM

cellule
That’s a pretty fuckin’ feng-shui bathroom here.
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posted on: 11-12-15 @ 4:10 AM

rockinron
someone has way to much fiber in their diet.
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posted on: 11-12-15 @ 11:39 AM

felterupgood
So that’s how the guy got his cock and balls detached in the earlier photo. Mystery solved.
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posted on: 11-13-15 @ 12:11 AM

spartan22407
The wrath of a woman when you forget to put the seat down is epic.
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posted on: 11-15-15 @ 9:46 PM

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