Never Shit During a Tornado

Here's a rule of thumb to live by. Do not shit while a tornado is hitting your house. You might get a big ass tree limb right across your head. This here would have wrecked your weekend for sure.

24 Comments
  • bobbabooey November 11, 2015

    Rate My Shit level 1,000,000!

    +4
  • bobbabooey November 11, 2015

    I've taken those shits where I've just wrecked the toilet. Do us a favor, open a window and spray some Febreze.

    +3
  • longhungwong November 11, 2015

    Well if you where suffering from constipation, you don't have to worry about that anymore.

    +4
  • longhungwong November 11, 2015

    Who shit the stick? Pinche caga palos!

    +2
  • big_daddy305 November 11, 2015

    Shit a brick.. shit a log..

    +1
  • fockenperv November 11, 2015

    Morning wood always makes a mess of the bathroom in the morning

    +2
  • vulture November 11, 2015

    good job its a male house or the seat would be bust as well

    +1
  • whobe November 11, 2015

    Who the in the hell installs a toilet under a counter? Or did they install the counter over the toilet?

    +7
  • potrostation November 11, 2015

    Who hasn't destroyed a toilet?

    +2
  • stenchfart November 11, 2015

    my luck---i just cleaned it too

    +1
  • tattydaddy November 11, 2015

    Talk about dropping a log!

    +4
  • darksider803 November 11, 2015

    NOT the throne noooooooo!!!!

    +1
  • sbohica November 11, 2015

    Those r chainsaw cuts. Tree cutting fellows fucked up!

    +4
  • goodster November 11, 2015

    Pinocchio really gets constipated sometimes.

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 11, 2015

    Hope your tree guy was licensed and insured along with being stupid

    +3
  • corruptedsob November 11, 2015

    @sbohica .... yep

    +2
  • truckingman November 11, 2015

    Tornados will MOTHER FUCKIN" Pick up any MOTHER FUCKIN" SHIT and Throw it any MOTHER FUCKIN" PLACE, so GET THE MOTHER FUCKIN" UNDERGROUND, IN A MOTHER FUCKIN" TORNADO SHELTER, OR MOTHER FUCKIN" LAY IN A MOTHER FUCKIN" DITCH FIND ANY MOTHER FUCKIN" SAFE PLACE TO RIDE UP THE MOTHER FUCKIN" STORM IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE BITCHESS!!!!!!

    -1
  • sharkkiller1 November 11, 2015

    I don't think that is tornado damage that looks like that tree was cut on the bottom and on the side before it fell it more likely some stupid fucking beaner doesn't know how to trim trees

    -1
  • wombatbytes November 11, 2015

    @truckingman - he's off his meds today..

    +3
  • dracos November 12, 2015

    got himself some cheap labor, now the cost of repairs is thru the roof

    +1
  • cellule November 12, 2015

    That's a pretty fuckin' feng-shui bathroom here.

    +2
  • rockinron November 12, 2015

    someone has way to much fiber in their diet.

    +0
  • felterupgood November 13, 2015

    So that's how the guy got his cock and balls detached in the earlier photo. Mystery solved.

    +0
  • spartan22407 November 15, 2015

    The wrath of a woman when you forget to put the seat down is epic.

    +0
 
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