Here's a rule of thumb to live by. Do not shit while a tornado is hitting your house. You might get a big ass tree limb right across your head. This here would have wrecked your weekend for sure.
Rate My Shit level 1,000,000!
I've taken those shits where I've just wrecked the toilet. Do us a favor, open a window and spray some Febreze.
Well if you where suffering from constipation, you don't have to worry about that anymore.
Who shit the stick? Pinche caga palos!
Shit a brick.. shit a log..
Morning wood always makes a mess of the bathroom in the morning
good job its a male house or the seat would be bust as well
Who the in the hell installs a toilet under a counter? Or did they install the counter over the toilet?
Who hasn't destroyed a toilet?
my luck---i just cleaned it too
Talk about dropping a log!
NOT the throne noooooooo!!!!
Those r chainsaw cuts. Tree cutting fellows fucked up!
Pinocchio really gets constipated sometimes.
Hope your tree guy was licensed and insured along with being stupid
@sbohica .... yep
Tornados will MOTHER FUCKIN" Pick up any MOTHER FUCKIN" SHIT and Throw it any MOTHER FUCKIN" PLACE, so GET THE MOTHER FUCKIN" UNDERGROUND, IN A MOTHER FUCKIN" TORNADO SHELTER, OR MOTHER FUCKIN" LAY IN A MOTHER FUCKIN" DITCH FIND ANY MOTHER FUCKIN" SAFE PLACE TO RIDE UP THE MOTHER FUCKIN" STORM IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE BITCHESS!!!!!!
I don't think that is tornado damage that looks like that tree was cut on the bottom and on the side before it fell it more likely some stupid fucking beaner doesn't know how to trim trees
@truckingman - he's off his meds today..
got himself some cheap labor, now the cost of repairs is thru the roof
That's a pretty fuckin' feng-shui bathroom here.
someone has way to much fiber in their diet.
So that's how the guy got his cock and balls detached in the earlier photo. Mystery solved.
The wrath of a woman when you forget to put the seat down is epic.