Your Hand is Fucked

Man I got some good news for you, and some bad news. Bad news first, your hand is fucked and you will never beat off again with your right hand. Good news is, all your tattoos are fine.

13 Comments
  • crazyvet November 12, 2015

    Your career choices have been greatly reduced.

    +2
  • prodeath November 12, 2015

    Crazy tat

    +1
  • bobbabooey November 12, 2015

    I hope you have insurance and a backup plan for your career.

    +1
  • vulture November 12, 2015

    a white hand equals a work related injury

    +1
  • potrostation November 12, 2015

    You're one less hand closer to being a Jedi.

    +0
  • happyjack November 12, 2015

    @vulture I always wondered how the White tweekers around here lost their teeth, they must be getting hurt at work.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 November 12, 2015

    There go your dreams of being a stenographer.

    +1
  • mykejp November 12, 2015

    Someone was finger banging Hillary.

    +1
  • whobe November 12, 2015

    If he would have stuck his head in there first he wouldn't have this problem.

    +0
  • nybadguy November 12, 2015

    Damn that sux

    +1
  • darksider803 November 12, 2015

    thank god it wasn't the left. except if he happens to be a left handed guy then it really sucks.

    +1
  • truckingman November 12, 2015

    WTMF"F FUCKED UP HIS HAND?

    +0
  • cellule November 13, 2015

    He can now count fractions between 0 and 5 or from 5 to 10.

    +2
 
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