Man I got some good news for you, and some bad news. Bad news first, your hand is fucked and you will never beat off again with your right hand. Good news is, all your tattoos are fine.
Your career choices have been greatly reduced.
I hope you have insurance and a backup plan for your career.
a white hand equals a work related injury
You're one less hand closer to being a Jedi.
@vulture I always wondered how the White tweekers around here lost their teeth, they must be getting hurt at work.
There go your dreams of being a stenographer.
Someone was finger banging Hillary.
If he would have stuck his head in there first he wouldn't have this problem.
Damn that sux
thank god it wasn't the left. except if he happens to be a left handed guy then it really sucks.
WTMF"F FUCKED UP HIS HAND?
He can now count fractions between 0 and 5 or from 5 to 10.