Always on time now

The first time you hit the snooze on this will surely be your last...truly skilled over sleepers would still be able to navigate around this.

  • darksider803 November 16, 2015

    Shit I would pull out the plug.

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  • ludenlasivius November 16, 2015

    Just put it on her side of the bed. All the screaming and cussing will wake me up.

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  •   potrostation November 16, 2015

    I've got the same thing on the wife's credit card.

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  •   whobe November 16, 2015

    Live electrical cords work better.

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  •   vulture November 16, 2015

    just put it on the other side of the bedroom moron

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  •   picklehiesner November 16, 2015

    Sometimes there is a fine line between moron and genious

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  •   sbohica November 16, 2015


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  • spaulding November 16, 2015

    Snooze buttons are for women. Hence, this alarm is owned by a woman. Since women are fucking stupid, (and cant be trained) I bet she stabs her hand every morning hitting snooze.

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  •   corruptedsob November 16, 2015

    The smell of my farts wake me up , this is a walk in the park

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  •   truckingman November 16, 2015

    How about a momentary switch that is hooked up to a taser, the prongs, opposite each other, on top of the 'snooze' button both sides of the momentary switch sticking up a three eighths of an inch off of the 'snooze' button. Do you think "FIFTY THOUSANDS VOLTS MOTHER FUCKER have a nice day" will wake someone up?

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  •   sbohica November 16, 2015

    ^^^^^ Mr Robert, wud is suffice to say that u built that motherfucker FIRST, then u commented on the post? U are a badass bro!!!

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  •   big_daddy305 November 16, 2015

    @picklehiesner, sometimes the line between moron and genius is a little more defined.

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  •   nybadguy November 16, 2015

    My internal clock is on point every damn morning.

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  •   maddog123 November 16, 2015

    I'm blessed don't have to work PAYED MY GODDAM DUES

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  •   happyjack November 17, 2015

    "Payed" your dues really? An all time low. I'm pretty sure you never payed for books.

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  •   maddog123 November 17, 2015

    I've got a library card so no I don't by many books.anyway you no what I was talking about I've paid more taxes than most people have made there whole lives,anyway I see you haven't gotten laid yet you still being a HAPPYBITCH have you some sex and calm down !

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  •   sbohica November 17, 2015

    ^^^^^@maddog, ur sounding a little too much like Ron!!!

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