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posted by Big Jeff on 11/16/2015

Always On Time Now

The first time you hit the snooze on this will surely be your last...truly skilled over sleepers would still be able to navigate around this.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
darksider803
Shit I would pull out the plug.
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 1:28 PM

ludenlasivius
Just put it on her side of the bed. All the screaming and cussing will wake me up.
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 1:39 PM

potrostation
I've got the same thing on the wife's credit card.
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 1:47 PM

whobe
Live electrical cords work better.
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 2:53 PM

vulture
just put it on the other side of the bedroom moron
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 3:11 PM

picklehiesner
Sometimes there is a fine line between moron and genious
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 3:53 PM

sbohica
#charliebabbitmatters^^^
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 4:12 PM

spaulding
Snooze buttons are for women. Hence, this alarm is owned by a woman. Since women are fucking stupid, (and cant be trained) I bet she stabs her hand every morning hitting snooze.
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 5:16 PM

corruptedsob
The smell of my farts wake me up , this is a walk in the park
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 6:31 PM

truckingman
How about a momentary switch that is hooked up to a taser, the prongs, opposite each other, on top of the 'snooze' button both sides of the momentary switch sticking up a three eighths of an inch off of the 'snooze' button. Do you think "FIFTY THOUSANDS VOLTS MOTHER FUCKER have a nice day" will wake someone up?
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 7:00 PM

sbohica
^^^^^ Mr Robert, wud is suffice to say that u built that motherfucker FIRST, then u commented on the post? U are a badass bro!!!
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 7:22 PM

big_daddy305
@picklehiesner, sometimes the line between moron and genius is a little more defined.
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 8:02 PM

nybadguy
My internal clock is on point every damn morning.
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 8:32 PM

maddog123
I’m blessed don’t have to work PAYED MY GODDAM DUES
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posted on: 11-16-15 @ 10:01 PM

happyjack
"Payed" your dues really? An all time low. I'm pretty sure you never payed for books.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 12:17 AM

maddog123
I’ve got a library card so no I don’t by many books.anyway you no what I was talking about I’ve paid more taxes than most people have made there whole lives,anyway I see you haven’t gotten laid yet you still being a HAPPYBITCH have you some sex and calm down !
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:06 AM

sbohica
^^^^^@maddog, ur sounding a little too much like Ron!!!
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 10:19 AM

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