Always on time now

The first time you hit the snooze on this will surely be your last...truly skilled over sleepers would still be able to navigate around this.

17 Comments
  • darksider803 November 16, 2015

    Shit I would pull out the plug.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius November 16, 2015

    Just put it on her side of the bed. All the screaming and cussing will wake me up.

    +1
  • potrostation November 16, 2015

    I've got the same thing on the wife's credit card.

    +2
  • whobe November 16, 2015

    Live electrical cords work better.

    +1
  • vulture November 16, 2015

    just put it on the other side of the bedroom moron

    +2
  • picklehiesner November 16, 2015

    Sometimes there is a fine line between moron and genious

    +3
  • sbohica November 16, 2015

    #charliebabbitmatters^^^

    +1
  • spaulding November 16, 2015

    Snooze buttons are for women. Hence, this alarm is owned by a woman. Since women are fucking stupid, (and cant be trained) I bet she stabs her hand every morning hitting snooze.

    +1
  • corruptedsob November 16, 2015

    The smell of my farts wake me up , this is a walk in the park

    +4
  • truckingman November 16, 2015

    How about a momentary switch that is hooked up to a taser, the prongs, opposite each other, on top of the 'snooze' button both sides of the momentary switch sticking up a three eighths of an inch off of the 'snooze' button. Do you think "FIFTY THOUSANDS VOLTS MOTHER FUCKER have a nice day" will wake someone up?

    +2
  • sbohica November 16, 2015

    ^^^^^ Mr Robert, wud is suffice to say that u built that motherfucker FIRST, then u commented on the post? U are a badass bro!!!

    +1
  • big_daddy305 November 16, 2015

    @picklehiesner, sometimes the line between moron and genius is a little more defined.

    +2
  • nybadguy November 16, 2015

    My internal clock is on point every damn morning.

    +1
  • maddog123 November 16, 2015

    I'm blessed don't have to work PAYED MY GODDAM DUES

    +0
  • happyjack November 17, 2015

    "Payed" your dues really? An all time low. I'm pretty sure you never payed for books.

    +2
  • maddog123 November 17, 2015

    I've got a library card so no I don't by many books.anyway you no what I was talking about I've paid more taxes than most people have made there whole lives,anyway I see you haven't gotten laid yet you still being a HAPPYBITCH have you some sex and calm down !

    -1
  • sbohica November 17, 2015

    ^^^^^@maddog, ur sounding a little too much like Ron!!!

    +2
 
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