There has been a few times in my life where I was in a pretty bad dry spell. No booty for months. That's why I'm glad I never seen the world's ugliest stripper. Sure if she only charged fifty cents for a lap dance, I don't think I could say no.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt and I do my little turn on the catwalk
It's amazing what a disco ball, dim lighting, and a brass pole can do for improving a stripper's looks.
He's ugly as sin, but he gives a great lowercase bj.
They call him Shorty.
Ron is slipping! Lil man managed to escape.
Did he just take a nasty shit on the sidewalk?
An other wizard of oz midget turned to prostitution.
If this doesn't win her heart back nothing will.
Possibly a repost
I'd pay him $10 to just go away.
Chippendales oopaloopa edition
He representing the lollipop guild!! 'Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie, and when he does his shaky rockin dance.. Man I haven't got a chance, I call him Lollipop Lollipop, oh lolli lolli Lollipop.
Nasty ass little turd looks like he shit blasted the sidewalk
Fuck yeah, a life size pinata
He had to take off his clothes because he lost the big ass head contest with Cory H. Come on chime in to get back at me Cory H. so we can compare you two. :-)
Finally ... a tranny with a dick smaller then mine
Biden has been hitting the bottle hard again I see...
Adam in india?
Yup ive got nothing for this one cept 2 hours of scouring my eyeballs with a brillo pad and rinsing with bleach