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posted by Jay D. on 11/17/2015

How Much For A Lap Dance?

There has been a few times in my life where I was in a pretty bad dry spell. No booty for months. That's why I'm glad I never seen the world's ugliest stripper. Sure if she only charged fifty cents for a lap dance, I don't think I could say no.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
picklehiesner
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt and I do my little turn on the catwalk
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:09 PM

bobbabooey
It's amazing what a disco ball, dim lighting, and a brass pole can do for improving a stripper's looks.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:13 PM

bobbabooey
He's ugly as sin, but he gives a great lowercase bj.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:21 PM

whobe
They call him Shorty.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:26 PM

sbohica
Ron is slipping! Lil man managed to escape.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:45 PM

crazyvet
Did he just take a nasty shit on the sidewalk?
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:51 PM

potrostation
An other wizard of oz midget turned to prostitution.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 1:53 PM

fistermister
If this doesn’t win her heart back nothing will.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 2:05 PM

hickory
Possibly a repost
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 3:43 PM

mykejp
I’d pay him $10 to just go away.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 3:44 PM

fatlarry
Chippendales oopaloopa edition
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 5:27 PM

makeyarise
He representing the lollipop guild!! 'Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie, and when he does his shaky rockin dance.. Man I haven't got a chance, I call him Lollipop Lollipop, oh lolli lolli Lollipop.
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 5:29 PM

realtalks
Nasty ass little turd looks like he shit blasted the sidewalk
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 6:01 PM

spaulding
Fuck yeah, a life size pinata
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 6:30 PM

happyjack
He had to take off his clothes because he lost the big ass head contest with Cory H. Come on chime in to get back at me Cory H. so we can compare you two. :-)
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 7:08 PM

corruptedsob
Finally ... a tranny with a dick smaller then mine
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 7:11 PM

honkie365
Biden has been hitting the bottle hard again I see...
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posted on: 11-17-15 @ 7:54 PM

nybadguy
Adam in india?
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 6:52 AM

hackedup4bbq
Yup ive got nothing for this one cept 2 hours of scouring my eyeballs with a brillo pad and rinsing with bleach
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posted on: 11-19-15 @ 11:41 PM

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