How much for a lap dance?

There has been a few times in my life where I was in a pretty bad dry spell. No booty for months. That's why I'm glad I never seen the world's ugliest stripper. Sure if she only charged fifty cents for a lap dance, I don't think I could say no.

19 Comments
  • picklehiesner November 17, 2015

    I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt and I do my little turn on the catwalk

    +4
  • bobbabooey November 17, 2015

    It's amazing what a disco ball, dim lighting, and a brass pole can do for improving a stripper's looks.

    +2
  • bobbabooey November 17, 2015

    He's ugly as sin, but he gives a great lowercase bj.

    +1
  • whobe November 17, 2015

    They call him Shorty.

    +1
  • sbohica November 17, 2015

    Ron is slipping! Lil man managed to escape.

    +3
  • crazyvet November 17, 2015

    Did he just take a nasty shit on the sidewalk?

    +2
  • potrostation November 17, 2015

    An other wizard of oz midget turned to prostitution.

    +7
  • fistermister November 17, 2015

    If this doesn't win her heart back nothing will.

    +4
  • hickory November 17, 2015

    Possibly a repost

    -2
  • mykejp November 17, 2015

    I'd pay him $10 to just go away.

    +2
  • fatlarry November 17, 2015

    Chippendales oopaloopa edition

    +1
  • makeyarise November 17, 2015

    He representing the lollipop guild!! 'Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie, and when he does his shaky rockin dance.. Man I haven't got a chance, I call him Lollipop Lollipop, oh lolli lolli Lollipop.

    +0
  • realtalks November 17, 2015

    Nasty ass little turd looks like he shit blasted the sidewalk

    +2
  • spaulding November 17, 2015

    Fuck yeah, a life size pinata

    +2
  • happyjack November 17, 2015

    He had to take off his clothes because he lost the big ass head contest with Cory H. Come on chime in to get back at me Cory H. so we can compare you two. :-)

    +5
  • corruptedsob November 17, 2015

    Finally ... a tranny with a dick smaller then mine

    +2
  • honkie365 November 17, 2015

    Biden has been hitting the bottle hard again I see...

    +1
  • nybadguy November 18, 2015

    Adam in india?

    +1
  • hackedup4bbq November 20, 2015

    Yup ive got nothing for this one cept 2 hours of scouring my eyeballs with a brillo pad and rinsing with bleach

    +0
 
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