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posted by Jay D. on 11/18/2015

This Guy Is In A Hurry

Yo bro, where you going in such a hurry? Dildo town isnít going anywhere anytime soon. Sure, I know you canít wait to have like 10 dildos jammed in your ass but you have to be patient. You will have them in your ass very soon!
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
bobbabooey
Justin Bieber has a beard now?
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 1:34 PM

tgarner
That would be me if the sign said Pussy, but not Dildo. Think I’ll be going the other way now.
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 1:42 PM

doonut
no kidding, in a rush to get a dildo for your ass? If you’re getting one for your GF you’re a fail between the legs as well. Lose lose.
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 1:56 PM

spaulding
Hurry up and turn left, I hear banjos
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 1:57 PM

potrostation
He must be running from Giant Cock .
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 2:20 PM

corruptedsob
If we ever name a town after ouch , this would be it
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 4:31 PM

realtalks
He likes dildo but I prefer the next town over dildont
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 5:22 PM

truckingman
Is his girlfriend or wife waiting for him in "Dildo," or is there a big sale on twenty four inch long by twelve inch a diameter vibs in town?
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 6:04 PM

mykejp
Must have misread it as Dido.
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 6:31 PM

truckingman
To an disillusional members, I am not in any way homosexual. I was stating a obvious joke. Thank you.
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 6:54 PM

sbohica
Dildo, MI. "Someone" there is running for mayor...
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 7:54 PM

sbohica
Uh... @Robert 24"L X 12"dia??? Are u referring to a Blue Whales clam? OR MY GOOD HEARTED, LOGICAL PG buddy, is there something u need to get off ur chest?
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 8:27 PM

bobbabooey
@Mykejp Nope, he read it right.
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posted on: 11-18-15 @ 11:08 PM

nybadguy
Go adam go
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posted on: 11-19-15 @ 8:43 AM

hackedup4bbq
Stuck between a cock and a hard place... He made his choice
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posted on: 11-19-15 @ 11:35 PM

felterupgood
The girl on the bicycle has already beat him there.
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posted on: 11-25-15 @ 12:28 AM

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