Yo bro, where you going in such a hurry? Dildo town isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Sure, I know you can't wait to have like 10 dildos jammed in your ass but you have to be patient. You will have them in your ass very soon!
Justin Bieber has a beard now?
That would be me if the sign said Pussy, but not Dildo. Think I'll be going the other way now.
no kidding, in a rush to get a dildo for your ass? If you're getting one for your GF you're a fail between the legs as well. Lose lose.
Hurry up and turn left, I hear banjos
He must be running from Giant Cock .
If we ever name a town after ouch , this would be it
He likes dildo but I prefer the next town over dildont
Is his girlfriend or wife waiting for him in "Dildo," or is there a big sale on twenty four inch long by twelve inch a diameter vibs in town?
Must have misread it as Dido.
To an disillusional members, I am not in any way homosexual. I was stating a obvious joke. Thank you.
Dildo, MI. "Someone" there is running for mayor...
Uh... @Robert 24"L X 12"dia??? Are u referring to a Blue Whales clam? OR MY GOOD HEARTED, LOGICAL PG buddy, is there something u need to get off ur chest?
@Mykejp Nope, he read it right.
Go adam go
Stuck between a cock and a hard place... He made his choice
The girl on the bicycle has already beat him there.