This Guy is in a Hurry

Yo bro, where you going in such a hurry? Dildo town isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Sure, I know you can't wait to have like 10 dildos jammed in your ass but you have to be patient. You will have them in your ass very soon!

16 Comments
  • bobbabooey November 18, 2015

    Justin Bieber has a beard now?

    +6
  • tgarner November 18, 2015

    That would be me if the sign said Pussy, but not Dildo. Think I'll be going the other way now.

    +1
  • doonut November 18, 2015

    no kidding, in a rush to get a dildo for your ass? If you're getting one for your GF you're a fail between the legs as well. Lose lose.

    +0
  • spaulding November 18, 2015

    Hurry up and turn left, I hear banjos

    +2
  • potrostation November 18, 2015

    He must be running from Giant Cock .

    +2
  • corruptedsob November 18, 2015

    If we ever name a town after ouch , this would be it

    +1
  • realtalks November 18, 2015

    He likes dildo but I prefer the next town over dildont

    +2
  • truckingman November 18, 2015

    Is his girlfriend or wife waiting for him in "Dildo," or is there a big sale on twenty four inch long by twelve inch a diameter vibs in town?

    +0
  • mykejp November 18, 2015

    Must have misread it as Dido.

    +0
  • truckingman November 18, 2015

    To an disillusional members, I am not in any way homosexual. I was stating a obvious joke. Thank you.

    -2
  • sbohica November 18, 2015

    Dildo, MI. "Someone" there is running for mayor...

    -1
  • sbohica November 18, 2015

    Uh... @Robert 24"L X 12"dia??? Are u referring to a Blue Whales clam? OR MY GOOD HEARTED, LOGICAL PG buddy, is there something u need to get off ur chest?

    -1
  • bobbabooey November 19, 2015

    @Mykejp Nope, he read it right.

    +2
  • nybadguy November 19, 2015

    Go adam go

    +3
  • hackedup4bbq November 20, 2015

    Stuck between a cock and a hard place... He made his choice

    +2
  • felterupgood November 25, 2015

    The girl on the bicycle has already beat him there.

    +0
 
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