She Likes it Creamy

I used to date a girl who loved cream on her taco. Was always fun eating out with her. Sometimes we'd just stay home though and just cook something up at home. Things would get a little messy in the kitchen, then in the living room, you get the idea. This girl is going to make a few things sticky though.

25 Comments
  • sbohica November 23, 2015

    Its a good way to kill all the fly's.

    -4
  • bobbabooey November 23, 2015

    That night she got fucked hard by diabetes.

    +3
  • fockenperv November 23, 2015

    what can I say, I got excited

    +1
  • mykejp November 23, 2015

    Her porn name is Fluffenutter

    +2
  • dozer67 November 23, 2015

    Hot hot hot .

    +1
  • dozer67 November 23, 2015

    Not for me I'm diabetic... :(

    +4
  • darksider803 November 23, 2015

    It mite be worth becoming diabetic just to clean her with my tongue.

    +3
  • mrdrip November 23, 2015

    I'm lactose intolerant and will be farting like there's no tomorrow the next day

    +2
  • corruptedsob November 23, 2015

    Dinners served

    +1
  • fatlarry November 23, 2015

    Ok I'm ready to make some smores

    +1
  • nybadguy November 23, 2015

    Toss chocolate chips at her ass

    +2
  • h0rhay November 23, 2015

    I want to cover her in chocolate, sandwich her between two humongous graham crackers and warm her over an open fire.

    +1
  • potrostation November 23, 2015

    @ dozer67: Ditto, dammit.

    +4
  • bobbabooey November 23, 2015

    I boned an actress once. That's what she looked like when I was done. That Bea Arthur was one piece of ass, God rest her soul.

    +4
  • truckingman November 23, 2015

    what in The MOTHER FUCKIN" Blue FUCK? Saddly I must decline on her offer, I Do Not Want to be in the middle of her sticky mess......

    +1
  • truckingman November 23, 2015

    Also, she covered herself in Jet-Puffed® marshmallow creme not in dairy cream Mrdrip. I am just friendly letting you know the difference in the two substances...

    +2
  • sbohica November 23, 2015

    Funny shit @bobba

    +1
  • dizeer November 23, 2015

    I love her

    +2
  • picklehiesner November 23, 2015

    Gimme a spoon and a jar of peanut butter and I could eat her all day

    +1
  • jackpot November 23, 2015

    @potrostation @dozer67 I just take more units of insulin.

    +1
  • anomic November 23, 2015

    You fucking bitch is that why my shirts are so wrinkled. That is not what a fucking ironing board is for.

    +1
  • txdo_msk November 24, 2015

    Well, at least its not mayonnaise... Brothers will rejoice!

    +2
  • maddog123 November 24, 2015

    That's a first somebody thinks Bea author is hot,

    +3
  • felterupgood November 25, 2015

    Wasn't that taken from last year's crazy shit Christmas party? All you sick mf's got a turn. Since I wasn't there can I go first this year?

    +0
  • loulou November 26, 2015

    Mrs. Edwards was tired of her students ignoring her during sex education so she combined snack time with it. All of her students have diabetes now but she sure did get their attention!!

    +0
 
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