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posted by Dave G. on 11/24/2015

Cartel Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is pretty much here again and everyone is getting ready to celebrate Even our friendly cartels south of the border are getting ready to throw a feast. Now donít get me wrong, I love turkey as much as the next guy but I think Iíll pass on this turkey.


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
belchesfelches
They say human meat is tastier than any other kind....not sure who ’they’ is but I’ll take ’their’ word for it.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 1:21 PM

corruptedsob
I always knew Jimmy Hoffa turned out to be a turkey
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 1:38 PM

sharkbait
Well,don’t that just ruffle yer feathers.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 1:48 PM

bobbabooey
They celebrate Thanksgiving down there?
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 2:00 PM

whobe
Looks more like a cooked goose.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 2:08 PM

mykejp
If Dahmer was alive, that would be his dream for thanksgiving.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 3:04 PM

dozer67
The most creative execution, is Martha Stewart in a cartel now?
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 3:09 PM

ludenlasivius
Damn, those Comedy Central celebrity roasts are getting harsh!
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 3:33 PM

realtalks
Looks like they stuff their "birds" down south with dressing/ stuffing before roasting too
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 3:47 PM

picklehiesner
Where’d they find a roasting pan big enough
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 4:03 PM

ouch
You can just make out the tattoo on it, it says "discretion is the better part of valor" or some shit like that
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 5:40 PM

mrdrip
I still do him/her....at least it’s still warm :)
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 6:00 PM

potrostation
I’m guessing it’s all dark meat.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 6:08 PM

woodchipper30
@picklehiesner BIG SMOKE HOUSE
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 6:36 PM

xizang
This was first run here a few years back, but it’s still good. I never did know for sure if it used to be a male or female. Whatever, it looks like it lost its gender along with its head and life. I’ve always wondered what the meat really tastes like. We might get a chance to find out when they open hunting season on muslims.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 6:57 PM

truckingman
It has 'Not' been MF" Roasted fully if you look at the neck, you will see the meat is still raw. The Cartel just roasted its' skin. I would not trust that bird for consumption.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 7:00 PM

woodchipper30
@xizang 24/7 year round
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 7:35 PM

woodchipper30
BLOW TORCHED BIRD
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 7:37 PM

woodchipper30
WATCH YOUTUBE Best Bit Of The Green Mile
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 8:40 PM

woodchipper30
@dozer67 YES ALONG WITH HILLARY CLINTON
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 8:51 PM

woodchipper30
HOT POCKETS ANYBODY??????
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 8:52 PM

maddog123
Wood chips what the fuck are you on and can I et some of that don’t give a shit.shit.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 9:26 PM

wombatbytes
@truckingman - well it hasn’t been gutted either so fair chance it will taste like steamed shit!
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 9:31 PM

woodchipper30
@maddog123 VODKA
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 9:41 PM

maddog123
Ethiopian thanks giving diner with no trimmings.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 10:30 PM

maddog123
Yeah I drink vodka a lot smornof might have to slack off for a. While the other night I was so fucking drunk I got the munches and instead of opening a can of tuna I open a fucking can of cat food and was fucking munching on a bag of milk bones and to top the evening off I got the fucking shits ran to the bathroom sat down on the toilet took a huge cat food shit and this is when I realized something was wrong motherfucking shit fucking fuck I forgot to fucking pull down my GODDAM PANTS what a fucking mess my old lady going to kill me again she’s always on my ass about getting beer shit streaks in my underwear but this was bad,so to make things worse I went into the bedroom to get some change of clothes and fell in the fucking bed and fucking passed out, I woke up the next day and I had so much shit on me I thought I had died and come back as a nigger so for right now fuck vodka fuck cat food and fuck milk bones and fuck me for getting so fucked up.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 10:31 PM

felterupgood
Those who enjoy neck bone will have to reschedule.
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 11:03 PM

woodchipper30
@maddog123 RULE OF THUMB FOR DRINKERS NEVER DRINK MORE THAN YA PISS
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posted on: 11-24-15 @ 11:06 PM

woodchipper30
DO YOU FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT
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posted on: 11-25-15 @ 1:09 AM

martinuk
LOOKS LIKE A STUFFED TURKEY
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posted on: 11-25-15 @ 6:44 AM

loulou
Cheap bastards can’t even afford the whole thing! I swear there are a few parts missing here.
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posted on: 11-26-15 @ 1:22 AM

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