Cartel Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is pretty much here again and everyone is getting ready to celebrate Even our friendly cartels south of the border are getting ready to throw a feast. Now don't get me wrong, I love turkey as much as the next guy but I think I'll pass on this turkey.

31 Comments
  • belchesfelches November 24, 2015

    They say human meat is tastier than any other kind....not sure who 'they' is but I'll take 'their' word for it.

    +2
  • corruptedsob November 24, 2015

    I always knew Jimmy Hoffa turned out to be a turkey

    +2
  • sharkbait November 24, 2015

    Well,don't that just ruffle yer feathers.

    +1
  • bobbabooey November 24, 2015

    They celebrate Thanksgiving down there?

    +3
  • whobe November 24, 2015

    Looks more like a cooked goose.

    +2
  • mykejp November 24, 2015

    If Dahmer was alive, that would be his dream for thanksgiving.

    +3
  • dozer67 November 24, 2015

    The most creative execution, is Martha Stewart in a cartel now?

    +1
  • ludenlasivius November 24, 2015

    Damn, those Comedy Central celebrity roasts are getting harsh!

    +1
  • realtalks November 24, 2015

    Looks like they stuff their "birds" down south with dressing/ stuffing before roasting too

    +3
  • picklehiesner November 24, 2015

    Where'd they find a roasting pan big enough

    +3
  • ouch November 24, 2015

    You can just make out the tattoo on it, it says "discretion is the better part of valor" or some shit like that

    +2
  • mrdrip November 24, 2015

    I still do him/her....at least it's still warm :)

    +3
  • potrostation November 24, 2015

    I'm guessing it's all dark meat.

    +0
  • woodchipper30 November 24, 2015

    @picklehiesner BIG SMOKE HOUSE

    +1
  • xizang November 24, 2015

    This was first run here a few years back, but it's still good. I never did know for sure if it used to be a male or female. Whatever, it looks like it lost its gender along with its head and life.

    I've always wondered what the meat really tastes like. We might get a chance to find out when they open hunting season on muslims.

    +1
  • truckingman November 24, 2015

    It has 'Not' been MF" Roasted fully if you look at the neck, you will see the meat is still raw. The Cartel just roasted its' skin. I would not trust that bird for consumption.

    +2
  • woodchipper30 November 24, 2015

    @xizang 24/7 year round

    -1
  • woodchipper30 November 24, 2015

    BLOW TORCHED BIRD

    -1
  • woodchipper30 November 24, 2015

    WATCH YOUTUBE Best Bit Of The Green Mile

    -1
  • woodchipper30 November 24, 2015

    @dozer67 YES ALONG WITH HILLARY CLINTON

    -1
  • woodchipper30 November 24, 2015

    HOT POCKETS ANYBODY??????

    -1
  • maddog123 November 24, 2015

    Wood chips what the fuck are you on and can I et some of that don't give a shit.shit.

    +1
  • wombatbytes November 24, 2015

    @truckingman - well it hasn't been gutted either so fair chance it will taste like steamed shit!

    +2
  • woodchipper30 November 24, 2015

    @maddog123 VODKA

    -1
  • maddog123 November 24, 2015

    Ethiopian thanks giving diner with no trimmings.

    +1
  • maddog123 November 24, 2015

    Yeah I drink vodka a lot smornof might have to slack off for a. While the other night I was so fucking drunk I got the munches and instead of opening a can of tuna I open a fucking can of cat food and was fucking munching on a bag of milk bones and to top the evening off I got the fucking shits ran to the bathroom sat down on the toilet took a huge cat food shit and this is when I realized something was wrong motherfucking shit fucking fuck I forgot to fucking pull down my GODDAM PANTS what a fucking mess my old lady going to kill me again she's always on my ass about getting beer shit streaks in my underwear but this was bad,so to make things worse I went into the bedroom to get some change of clothes and fell in the fucking bed and fucking passed out, I woke up the next day and I had so much shit on me I thought I had died and come back as a nigger so for right now fuck vodka fuck cat food and fuck milk bones and fuck me for getting so fucked up.

    +3
  • felterupgood November 25, 2015

    Those who enjoy neck bone will have to reschedule.

    +1
  • woodchipper30 November 25, 2015

    @maddog123 RULE OF THUMB FOR DRINKERS NEVER DRINK MORE THAN YA PISS

    +1
  • woodchipper30 November 25, 2015

    DO YOU FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT

    -1
  • martinuk November 25, 2015

    LOOKS LIKE A STUFFED TURKEY

    +1
  • loulou November 26, 2015

    Cheap bastards can't even afford the whole thing! I swear there are a few parts missing here.

    +0
 
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