This guy wasn't so happy about losing his finger tip. He asked the doctor if anything could be done so he wouldn't lose it. Doc was nice enough to put it in a plastic container for him take it home with him. Problem solved.
Two in the pink one and a half in the stink
I'm not picking his nose for him
Did you get a four and a half finger discount?
Sorry, we don't serve 4.8 beers!
Look at the bright side you still have your dick.
Now you can do the shocker without scratching her asshole.
that happened to one of our dipshit set-up guys at work
WTF he stop the bleeding with, hair!?
It looks like he had his finger tip reattached at an earlier time previous to this event. Because of this being the second time the ER staff has tried to reattaching his finger tip and it has not had the chance the reestablished regrowth, the ER staff can not tried to reattaching the finger tip because of tissue degeneration.
Just the tip
That's what happens when you don't clip your fingernails faggot.