Give me a five

Hey bro I'm glad you made it out of that accident with minimal injury. Give me five......well never mind it looks like you may have popped a stitch, or two.

18 Comments
  • wisebastard November 29, 2015

    jesus fucking christ...........go get back on the cross and think of some better post

    -2
  • wisebastard November 29, 2015

    wtf is up with the advertisement for the balls contest.............mother fuckers cant collect enough dick pictures off of craigslist so they are begging crazyshitheads.............its probably just the NSA hard at work

    -2
  • sbohica November 29, 2015

    Lefty wanker, needed some lube.

    +0
  • vulture November 29, 2015

    just a scratch ...don't be late for work tomorrow

    +1
  • potrostation November 29, 2015

    Your life line is fucked dude.

    +1
  • ouch November 29, 2015

    @wisebastard Pass the bong dude. you are obviously off ya fucking head

    +3
  • mrlongshot November 29, 2015

    Is that gash sticking it's tongue out at me?

    +1
  • nybadguy November 29, 2015

    Lets play some handball bro

    +1
  • truckingman November 29, 2015

    Mrlongshot...........................

    LMMF"OA AND RMF"F, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • jackpot November 29, 2015

    I'm no doctor but that's a shitty stitch job.

    +1
  • felterupgood November 29, 2015

    a stich in time saves 9

    +1
  • ludenlasivius November 29, 2015

    He struck gold... it's hard to find a wound pussy with a clit.

    +2
  • eric3533 November 30, 2015

    I bet it feels good when I put my dick in it

    +1
  • bucknuts November 30, 2015

    I bet he NEVER try to steal another french fry off my plate again!!

    +1
  • fatlarry November 30, 2015

    You need to where a glove when you shuck them oysters

    +1
  • hackedup4bbq November 30, 2015

    Looks like a exploding pizza pocket

    +1
  • big_daddy305 November 30, 2015

    @Robert Hallock... usually I'm able to follow your bumbling blather, but this time I'm befuddled.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 November 30, 2015

    In other words.. what the fuck does that mean?

    +0
 
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