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posted by Big Jeff on 12/6/2015

Who's Getting The New Fleshlight?

I never had a urge to get a fleshlight because I didn't want to fuck a flashlight. This new model though looks pretty enticing.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
assmasterson
Damn it. And I just spent $300 on the latex model.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:49 PM

sbohica
Fuck that! How's she gonna cup the balls? What about a hug when we are finished?
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:49 PM

bobbabooey
+13
How does it make sandwiches?
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:50 PM

potrostation
I guess a sandwich is out of the question.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:50 PM

longhungwong
Sew her mouth shut and u have the perfect woman.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:51 PM

potrostation
@bobbabooey: Great minds think alike.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:51 PM

darksider803
No way she could refuse anything. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY’S!!!!!!!
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:51 PM

xizang
She does have a pretty face and big tits. I’m sold.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 3:57 PM

ouch
She is Beautiful :)
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 4:00 PM

breakfastblunt
+13
Too bad she costs an arm and a leg.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 4:07 PM

assmasterson
Forget sandwiches...how does she wipe?
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 4:15 PM

loulou
@longhungwong , how is she going to suck your dick with her mouth sewn shut? Think ahead buddy, think aHEAD!!
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 5:04 PM

loulou
I hate to be that guy but you can see where her head is popping out from behind the bed.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 5:05 PM

mrdrip
you can hide but you can’t run!
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 5:33 PM

nybadguy
How did she get those panties on?
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 5:47 PM

whobe
I was wondering where my surfboard went.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 5:52 PM

picklehiesner
I’d fuck her till her stump twitches
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 6:03 PM

danielcan
Spread those stumps baby, yea! Oh wait, you got too many freckles, get the fuck out.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 6:15 PM

honkie365
Poor girl.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 6:37 PM

anomic
It is called a "nugget" There are alot of people hacking they own legs and arms off to become nuggets
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 6:40 PM

nybadguy
@anomic. So she would be considered a gold nugget instead of gold digger?
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 6:44 PM

vaknama
fuck nugget to be precise
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 6:45 PM

nybadguy
@vak. Hahaha. I almost wet myself bro
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 6:51 PM

joedumber
she fucks
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 7:39 PM

ouch
@nybadguy with my teeth
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 8:58 PM

corruptedsob
High maintenance
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 8:59 PM

nybadguy
@ouch. That's how i took em off.
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 9:05 PM

durante
Cant blame her for losing the nail clippers...
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 9:24 PM

whobe
Does this pose make my ass look big?
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 9:30 PM

midnit3
Too easy even for rapists
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 10:15 PM

vaticider
She is pretty...And you could take her 10 mile into the woods dump her and shes fucked...
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posted on: 12-06-15 @ 10:41 PM

bucknuts
Swimming must be a challenge
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posted on: 12-07-15 @ 12:35 PM

big_daddy305
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Not this bitch!
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posted on: 12-07-15 @ 7:41 PM

picklehiesner
@bucknuts I’m picturing her darting in and out of the water like a dolphin
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posted on: 12-07-15 @ 7:49 PM

aquahollic
her husband doesn’t ask
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posted on: 12-07-15 @ 9:14 PM

boney1
living with her is a drag
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posted on: 12-08-15 @ 1:55 PM

ptsd33
I'm sorry but this would be a blast
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posted on: 12-08-15 @ 4:35 PM

chefren
stripping down to bare necessities
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posted on: 12-09-15 @ 11:17 AM

jev
lol, she probably didnt want this pic taken, thats not a very pleased look on her face. but what could she do? she dont have a leg to stand on poor girl. but id be lyin if i said i wouldnt fuck her though.
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posted on: 12-10-15 @ 3:08 AM

felterupgood
How did she put her panties on? In fact how did she place the order and open the box?
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posted on: 12-10-15 @ 8:56 PM

felterupgood
Finally a woman who won’t be fucking with my remote.
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posted on: 12-10-15 @ 8:58 PM

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