I never had a urge to get a fleshlight because I didn't want to fuck a flashlight. This new model though looks pretty enticing.
Damn it. And I just spent $300 on the latex model.
Fuck that! How's she gonna cup the balls? What about a hug when we are finished?
How does it make sandwiches?
I guess a sandwich is out of the question.
Sew her mouth shut and u have the perfect woman.
@bobbabooey: Great minds think alike.
No way she could refuse anything. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY'S!!!!!!!
She does have a pretty face and big tits. I'm sold.
She is Beautiful :)
Too bad she costs an arm and a leg.
Forget sandwiches...how does she wipe?
@longhungwong , how is she going to suck your dick with her mouth sewn shut? Think ahead buddy, think aHEAD!!
I hate to be that guy but you can see where her head is popping out from behind the bed.
you can hide but you can't run!
How did she get those panties on?
I was wondering where my surfboard went.
I'd fuck her till her stump twitches
Spread those stumps baby, yea! Oh wait, you got too many freckles, get the fuck out.
It is called a "nugget"
There are alot of people hacking they own legs and arms off to become nuggets
@anomic. So she would be considered a gold nugget instead of gold digger?
fuck nugget to be precise
@vak. Hahaha. I almost wet myself bro
@nybadguy with my teeth
@ouch. That's how i took em off.
Cant blame her for losing the nail clippers...
Does this pose make my ass look big?
Too easy even for rapists
She is pretty...And you could take her 10 mile into the woods dump her and shes fucked...
Swimming must be a challenge
Knock-knock. Who's there? Not this bitch!
@bucknuts I'm picturing her darting in and out of the water like a dolphin
her husband doesn't ask
living with her is a drag
I'm sorry but this would be a blast
stripping down to bare necessities
lol, she probably didnt want this pic taken, thats not a very pleased look on her face. but what could she do? she dont have a leg to stand on poor girl. but id be lyin if i said i wouldnt fuck her though.
How did she put her panties on? In fact how did she place the order and open the box?
Finally a woman who won't be fucking with my remote.