Who's getting the new fleshlight?

I never had a urge to get a fleshlight because I didn't want to fuck a flashlight. This new model though looks pretty enticing.

41 Comments
  • assmasterson December 6, 2015

    Damn it. And I just spent $300 on the latex model.

    +0
  • sbohica December 6, 2015

    Fuck that! How's she gonna cup the balls? What about a hug when we are finished?

    -6
  • bobbabooey December 6, 2015

    How does it make sandwiches?

    +13
  • potrostation December 6, 2015

    I guess a sandwich is out of the question.

    +2
  • longhungwong December 6, 2015

    Sew her mouth shut and u have the perfect woman.

    +0
  • potrostation December 6, 2015

    @bobbabooey: Great minds think alike.

    +2
  • darksider803 December 6, 2015

    No way she could refuse anything. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY'S!!!!!!!

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  • xizang December 6, 2015

    She does have a pretty face and big tits. I'm sold.

    +3
  • ouch December 6, 2015

    She is Beautiful :)

    +2
  • breakfastblunt December 6, 2015

    Too bad she costs an arm and a leg.

    +13
  • assmasterson December 6, 2015

    Forget sandwiches...how does she wipe?

    +2
  • loulou December 6, 2015

    @longhungwong , how is she going to suck your dick with her mouth sewn shut? Think ahead buddy, think aHEAD!!

    +1
  • loulou December 6, 2015

    I hate to be that guy but you can see where her head is popping out from behind the bed.

    +0
  • mrdrip December 6, 2015

    you can hide but you can't run!

    +1
  • nybadguy December 6, 2015

    How did she get those panties on?

    +1
  • whobe December 6, 2015

    I was wondering where my surfboard went.

    +1
  • picklehiesner December 6, 2015

    I'd fuck her till her stump twitches

    +2
  • danielcan December 6, 2015

    Spread those stumps baby, yea! Oh wait, you got too many freckles, get the fuck out.

    -1
  • honkie365 December 6, 2015

    Poor girl.

    +0
  • anomic December 6, 2015

    It is called a "nugget"

    There are alot of people hacking they own legs and arms off to become nuggets

    +0
  • nybadguy December 6, 2015

    @anomic. So she would be considered a gold nugget instead of gold digger?

    +1
  • vaknama December 6, 2015

    fuck nugget to be precise

    +2
  • nybadguy December 6, 2015

    @vak. Hahaha. I almost wet myself bro

    +1
  • joedumber December 6, 2015

    she fucks

    +1
  • ouch December 6, 2015

    @nybadguy with my teeth

    +1
  • corruptedsob December 6, 2015

    High maintenance

    +1
  • nybadguy December 6, 2015

    @ouch. That's how i took em off.

    +0
  • durante December 6, 2015

    Cant blame her for losing the nail clippers...

    +0
  • whobe December 6, 2015

    Does this pose make my ass look big?

    +0
  • midnit3 December 6, 2015

    Too easy even for rapists

    +1
  • vaticider December 6, 2015

    She is pretty...And you could take her 10 mile into the woods dump her and shes fucked...

    +0
  • bucknuts December 7, 2015

    Swimming must be a challenge

    +0
  • big_daddy305 December 7, 2015

    Knock-knock. Who's there? Not this bitch!

    +1
  • picklehiesner December 7, 2015

    @bucknuts I'm picturing her darting in and out of the water like a dolphin

    +0
  • aquahollic December 7, 2015

    her husband doesn't ask

    +0
  • boney1 December 8, 2015

    living with her is a drag

    +0
  • ptsd33 December 8, 2015

    I'm sorry but this would be a blast

    +0
  • chefren December 9, 2015

    stripping down to bare necessities

    +0
  • jev December 10, 2015

    lol, she probably didnt want this pic taken, thats not a very pleased look on her face. but what could she do? she dont have a leg to stand on poor girl. but id be lyin if i said i wouldnt fuck her though.

    +0
  • felterupgood December 10, 2015

    How did she put her panties on? In fact how did she place the order and open the box?

    +0
  • felterupgood December 10, 2015

    Finally a woman who won't be fucking with my remote.

    +0
 
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