Southern Christmas Lights

It just wouldn't feel like a southern style holiday without the proper decorations. If you're from the south you know these are must. Tell Santa all I want for Christmas is a double barrel and a case of Natural Ice. You Aussies who don't like it can kiss me right in the 2nd amendment.

30 Comments
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    .....granny's got a gun, pulled the trigger, shot a jigger, look at at that jigger run!" Dammit, misspelled 2 words.

    -8
  • ludenlasivius December 10, 2015

    And repeated one.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius December 10, 2015

    Only thing I wanna unwrap under the tree this year is my sister's overalls.

    +3
  • mykejp December 10, 2015

    If these are your tree lights, you might be a redneck.

    +5
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    On this site, only a cock sucking queer corrects grammar. I'm sure glad we have a resident in the PG.

    -9
  • bobbabooey December 10, 2015

    These would go nice with my Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can ornaments.

    +4
  • ouch December 10, 2015

    Jingle Shells Jingle Shell Jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to kill in a walmart store today

    +5
  • assmasterson December 10, 2015

    Does it mean I'm a redneck if I think (1) this should have been filed under "Creative Shit," and (2) you're un-American for filing it under "Lame"?

    +2
  • rockinron December 10, 2015

    @sbohica i noticed you corrected yourself. was that a freudian slip in your second comment?

    +3
  • quackquack December 10, 2015

    @rockinron you have to understand that this place can only move as fast as its slowest member.

    +1
  • picklehiesner December 10, 2015

    @rockinron I thought you were gone bro. Does the Lord know your creeping around crazyshit ? Get to confession do your penance and stay the fuck outa here.

    +7
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    Hey!! Quack, how's it going man? Do little children still scream, loudly, "help, help its that ugly man with cunt lips for lids?" And then run away as fast as possible? Or does that minimum wage, factory job keep u too busy? LMFAO, goddamn ur ugly as sin dude! YIKES....

    -6
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    @pickle, its just another LIE by "The @cockinronsmouth". Somebody shud post @ronsgay's last post about how he was leaving CS for the lord... That wud easily make the CICS (century)...

    -5
  • longhungwong December 10, 2015

    Fixed it right up for you @assmasterson

    +4
  • quackquack December 10, 2015

    @sbohica thankyou for your well thought out posts! I applauded you sir. oh what would CS be without your wisdom and charm.... here's hoping that we find out and very soon. good luck to you :) I reolised something about you. You feed off all the shit you post and wank over the reply's. So with that in mind this will be the last time I acknowledge your existence I only hope the rest of the PG follow this until you learn to play nice or grow up. needy little cunt you are.

    +10
  • potrostation December 10, 2015

    WALE-MART BABY !

    +4
  • ouch December 10, 2015

    @quackquack Agreed

    +8
  • shenanigans December 10, 2015

    @quackquack Agreed

    +8
  • David G. December 10, 2015

    All this bickering and fighting is childish guys. I think Ouch already tried to squash this argument @ SBohica. Just let it go it's gone on too long. Anymore and temporary ban hammer will have to get dusted.

    +9
  • ouch December 10, 2015

    +1 Dave

    +8
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    DaveG. As I just explained, that childish crew starts it! What do I not respond? The DaveG I know wud respond and defend himself. @ouch has done nothing to squash this! The last time I had email back and forth's, he posted stuff on the PG from those emails like a 12 year old. Ban me if u want but go back and see that day by day by day, the first punch is thrown by others, then I shut them up! I'm not the one who needs to be banned. I know u cud give two fucks DaveG but I have high respect for u and for u to take that side AS UR POST JUST DID, that respects about to b lost!

    -8
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    Wow, 2 people agreed quack. Great job there Jimmy Carter...

    -8
  • David G. December 10, 2015

    @SBohica not taking sides I'm trying to get this resolved its killing the pg. Both of you are VIP maybe you two can discuss things on a forum thread.

    +7
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    I did not receive an email from ouch. Ouch thinks I'm on Facebook, which Ive never had a page, never will so he lied about this "peace email". Like I told quack, if the lil Aussie bunch will not refer to me, I will not refer to them!!!! I cud give a shit bout the plusses and minuses, that's just childish on their part but it wud NOT BE CHILDISH to a potential member and maybe a VIP member when they see 3 minuses instantly pop up on someone. So trust me.... I will never refer to them UNLESS they throw the first punch like it has been for some time.

    -6
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    I'm neg3 for talking to u DaveG. Sorry for that. OUCH, QUACK AND SHENANI It hurts me, so bad... To sit there and wait on a post JUST to neg it. Lmfao man. PATHETIC!

    -4
  • maddog123 December 10, 2015

    I know this sick fuck down this way has eight sisters and he collects kotexes all year keeps them in his fridge in sammich bags and at Xmas he hangs them on his Xmas tree along with beer cans joints shot bottles and for garland he uses poison ivy vines also Xmas diner he goes down to the pound gets there biggest dog kills it and bakes the fucker in his smoker.I've heard its falling of the bone good.now with that said how was your day fuckers.

    +1
  • sbohica December 10, 2015

    ^^^^Its been a great day @maddog! That dude has a lot of sisters...

    -1
  • assmasterson December 10, 2015

    Cheers, longhungwong.

    +3
  • maddog123 December 10, 2015

    @sbohica to many sisters I had only one growing up couldn't stand eight mine still to this day drives me fucking bananas.and my day sucked I cosigned for someone and today I was told by the bank that I'm fixing to get a brand new spanking five thousand dollar bill in my stocking.so that's what I get for being nice which is rare for me because I've been around long enough to know better I dropped the fucking ball on that one take my advice my Xmas present to you anyone ever asks you to sign a note for them tell them to go fuck there mama because if you don't YOU WILL GET FUCKED now with that said I got to go back in the bathroom and get the ole lady to put some more vasolene on my ass you see so called friends they don't use any.

    +1
  • maddog123 December 10, 2015

    And its raw fucking hurts

    +1
 
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