So this is why step ladders suck, and how long toe nails are a hazard in the same go. Now go clip the others you fucking animal.
When keeping it real goes wrong. Some bitch tried kickin her ole man in the nuts, with sandals on and caught that zipper!!! "I keeps it real like that"!
When you go to kick the old lady in the face and your toe accidentally gets her tooth.
Walk it off wimp!
Talk about toe jam.
No more hangnail.
No foot job's for his boyfriend for a while
If he would have kept his fucking gargoyle toe nails in check that wouldn't have happend in the first place.
Someone is getting ingrown toenail for X-mas!
Looks like what my Denver Broncos did today
This shit sucks. Now on a lighter note this morning I beat my meat I shot off shit my undys and fucking passed out am I dyeing anyone anyone am I .
Pop the hood on that thing, we'll take a look and see what's wrong.
They Gotta Cream Fer Dat!!
kicked a metal TV stand once, breaking my toe & having blood push up the nail. My dad said use a drill to cut a hole & drain, but was to stupid to just use the bit. Ended up broken & with a hole in my toe, removed the nail with a razor & vise grips, sucked...
quick apply rubbing alcohol it will make you feel better