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posted by Dave G. on 12/18/2015

Blow Job Machine

Just like my ex wife, this thing is a blowjob machine. Hopefully its not too much like the ex and it works unless I try to use it. My only question is, can it make a sandwich, if so I know what I want for Christmas this year.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
sleeko
+10
Just how narrow, has life’s path gotten, when you can’t even stroke your own junk?
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 1:28 PM

darksider803
+12
Really!!! WE now on cs are watching adds as posts. Well whoop te friggen do......
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 2:13 PM

wardo56
I really want one of these
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 3:20 PM

realtalks
^ get yourself an Adam wardo, he does twice the stroking and costs half as much
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 3:50 PM

mykejp
When you’re too lazy to jack yourself off.
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 4:25 PM

mrdrip
this gotta be the asian version
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 4:36 PM

quackquack
It would hit me
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 6:07 PM

fatlarry
Sorry I’m not sticking my Dick in anything mechanical
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 6:13 PM

potrostation
So that’s what prayer beads are for.
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 6:45 PM

nybadguy
Well fuck me in the MF ASSAHOLE BEE WAX HOLE. THAT MF THING MIGHT HURT. sincerely jay. That nybadguy.
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posted on: 12-18-15 @ 11:37 PM

maddog123
I would hate to have to explain this shit to a doctor if it got stuck on my junk I got fucking drunk one night and passed out with a peter pump on my shit thank goodness I was still drunk on the turkey because I had to go Rambo on my junk to get it off I wasn’t about to get put on you tube every body laughing while they removed that fucking tube there was a good side to the story tho I was twice the size of john homes and I was put on you tube anyway but of me in jogging pants and the post was called JUST A SWINGING AT WALLMART the down side was my junk was so thick the whores I usually complained about being to big in the pussy department now I was to big for them ain’t that fucked up can’t never win but that’s life and that’s what weed is for for times like that and I get them a lot when maddog plays with his cock!.
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posted on: 12-19-15 @ 12:12 AM

whitechristian
I’ll be back later.... I’m going to run to hustler hollywood.
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posted on: 12-20-15 @ 2:37 AM

martinuk
This is advertising seen this pic on pop ups on this site lol Shame on you crazy shit
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posted on: 12-21-15 @ 11:46 AM

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