I don't know what the fuck happened, but I imagine many blades...that, or just one blade chopping fast as hell. Maybe he'll be back shredding the frets in no time.
He was told that snatch had teeth. Its a good thing he didn't test it with his weeknocker
Pain pills will be strong with this one.
Nice job at reconstructing those digits doc...
no prob, that's his strumming hand
what a experience next dick slicing
I like Vienna sausages too, but damn bro, slow the fuck down!
now his tat says " I will never finger a Vietnam hooker again".
Sensitive to the touch.
Look at the bright side. He got the garbage disposal unclogged.
He won't playing any Christmas tunes on the piano this year