She's got weed eyes, but not because she smoked some. Weed eater threw a rock at her eye and now she's blood shot. I'd avoid police contact till that clears up if I was her.
That happens to me every time I watch a dog take a shit.
I heard she held back a sneeze.
You shouldnt have to ask her twice
She got stoned
that's pink eye from eating sum niggers ass,
Looks like welders eye to me.
Looks like Cranberry Jelly on this hallowed day.
I got some cream for that honey
GOD DAMN KIDS I BET
Quit taking selfies and get yourself to the doctor!
See what my husband does to me every time I talk back.
next time you go to a bukkake use glasses