You don't have to be Finkle or Einhorn to know life's better with these laces out.
Die Dan Die!
Those are the biggest hemroids I've ever seen
Damn that looks bad don't it happyjack I mean TOREAL
Maddog you are so upset just because a couple people joked about the possibility of you being molested by a fireman... Pretty silly isn't it? lol
Ain't that a kick in the nuts
Probably a vasectomy. They can be a real pain in the nuts.
imagine how pissed off at women you have to be to decide fuck this shit I'm gonna cut my dick off
I see now. I thought he chopped his dick off.