I've sold this line before

Ah the oldie but goldie. I think a lot of us here can relate to this in our younger years with this line. Hope it works for this restaurant like it did for me.

  • marcodufour December 27, 2015

    I bet they never hear " Take it out it`s too big "

    +8 -1
  • xizang December 27, 2015

    But once I put it in, you won't want me to take it out.

    +1 -0
  • big_daddy305 December 27, 2015

    I bet it feels like you just got fucked.

    +4 -0
  • realtalks December 27, 2015

    I like my holes tighter than that

    +2 -0
  • bobbabooey December 27, 2015

    I'd pull out a $100 bill and tell the waitress that I wanted to put it in her butt.

    +3 -0
  • potrostation December 27, 2015

    Like doing push ups over a well.

    +4 -0
  • darksider803 December 27, 2015

    If It fit's then no human female would date you.

    +0 -0
  • kingjoa December 27, 2015

    its like throwing money for nothin

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry December 27, 2015

    I think I'm gonna go watch them titties some more

    +0 -0
  • cyberbu11y December 27, 2015

    If you don't smile, I don't tip

    +0 -0
  • mykejp December 28, 2015

    Must have been made by a "Canyon Cunt".

    +0 -0
 
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