Ah the oldie but goldie. I think a lot of us here can relate to this in our younger years with this line. Hope it works for this restaurant like it did for me.
I bet they never hear " Take it out it`s too big "
But once I put it in, you won't want me to take it out.
I bet it feels like you just got fucked.
I like my holes tighter than that
I'd pull out a $100 bill and tell the waitress that I wanted to put it in her butt.
Like doing push ups over a well.
If It fit's then no human female would date you.
its like throwing money for nothin
I think I'm gonna go watch them titties some more
If you don't smile, I don't tip
Must have been made by a "Canyon Cunt".