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posted by Big Jeff on 12/27/2015

I've Sold This Line Before

Ah the oldie but goldie. I think a lot of us here can relate to this in our younger years with this line. Hope it works for this restaurant like it did for me.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
marcodufour
I bet they never hear " Take it out it`s too big "
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 3:13 PM

xizang
But once I put it in, you won’t want me to take it out.
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 3:24 PM

big_daddy305
I bet it feels like you just got fucked.
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 3:30 PM

realtalks
I like my holes tighter than that
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 3:37 PM

bobbabooey
I'd pull out a $100 bill and tell the waitress that I wanted to put it in her butt.
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 3:39 PM

potrostation
Like doing push ups over a well.
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 3:43 PM

darksider803
If It fit’s then no human female would date you.
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 3:58 PM

kingjoa
its like throwing money for nothin
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 5:19 PM

fatlarry
I think I’m gonna go watch them titties some more
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 5:53 PM

cyberbu11y
If you don't smile, I don't tip
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posted on: 12-27-15 @ 9:50 PM

mykejp
Must have been made by a "Canyon Cunt".
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posted on: 12-28-15 @ 12:57 AM

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