I'm pretty sure you're never going to make it into the Aryan Brotherhood throwing up a weak salute like that. Maybe he can start up the Indian chapter by himself.
Walk like an Egyptian.
hey kid --which way did they go?
Ya gotta hand it to the kid. One hand in the pink, one in the stink and one hand left to fap.
OMG There among us!!!! RUNNNNNNNN...
He really fucks with his teachers.
Hey, give me a high fifteen.
See 'ya at the freak show tent at the county fair this summer!
Someone's been fucking there sister I see.
DON'T take him to an auction with you.
Im telling you man, id rather ride a camel through babylon than hang with these hindus. and they probably think this guy is a god in his country
Kid probably had some awesome juggling skills
Wow this kid can fap and eat a sandwich at the same time
Damn shame for the kid. At least he can jerk off, wipe his ass and pick his nose at the same time. All without a teleprompter.
all he needs is an extra arm and he would be classified as a arthropod
Kill it with fire
This solves the problem of clicking through your favorite porn sight while beating off and drinking beer.
There's been times I wished I had three arms one for choking one for stroking one for that really hard to get to itch right there at the crack of my ass.
THIS IS WHAT EATTING NEW ERA CHICKHEN DOES
This kid's got too many arms and the other kid doesn't have enough, go figure.