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posted by Dave G. on 1/4/2016

Burned Himself Cooking

This is why men shouldn't cook. If we don't end up burning our food we end up burning ourselves. I always end up with at least a burned thumb. This guy got a little more than just a boo boo though. Does this count as dying from hunger?


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
happyjack
Yeah he was cooking, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t bacon and eggs.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:12 PM

mykejp
Another failed attempt at self cannibalism.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:13 PM

xizang
I’ve heard of people committing suicide by sticking their heads in an oven. Never seen it before. Is he done yet?
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:23 PM

tattydaddy
See ladies! This is why you must do all the cooking
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:25 PM

picklehiesner
Hey burned dude ... Your kitchen is nasty
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:31 PM

pizzapie
Jessie from Breaking bad tried to make it on his own
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:53 PM

stenchfart
well done chef
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:08 PM

galtab
Put some Neosporin on that shit !!!
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:19 PM

prodeath
Same thing happened to Richard Prior, he dunked a chip’s ahoy chocolate chip cookie is 2% milk and POOF insurance claim.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:40 PM

nybadguy
Got meth?
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:58 PM

honkie365
Not enough basting.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 5:16 PM

whobe
Dude you lost your color you alright?
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 7:01 PM

joedumber
what drugs was he on to let it get that bad??
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 7:39 PM

fockenperv
he was making cereal
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 8:22 PM

mrpoop
i’ll have a slice of that purple meat
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 9:22 PM

realtalks
He should have left the meth cooking to Heisenberg
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 9:36 PM

maddog123
Should have stuck to cold cuts
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 10:26 PM

eric3533
No balls to put your dick in it
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posted on: 01-05-16 @ 1:34 AM

oldrooster
Sacre bleu!!
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posted on: 01-05-16 @ 2:26 AM

sbohica
Good thing he kept that glove on, or his left hand wud really b fucked up.
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posted on: 01-05-16 @ 9:36 AM

makeyarise
Somebody kept promising to repay what was owed but never saw a dime, had to turn to other methods for moolah... Now look,done burnt self up!!!
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posted on: 01-05-16 @ 10:44 AM

boney1
bacon bacon bacon I SMELL BACON
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posted on: 01-05-16 @ 12:37 PM

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