Burned Himself Cooking

This is why men shouldn't cook. If we don't end up burning our food we end up burning ourselves. I always end up with at least a burned thumb. This guy got a little more than just a boo boo though. Does this count as dying from hunger?

22 Comments
  • happyjack January 4, 2016

    Yeah he was cooking, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't bacon and eggs.

    +0
  • mykejp January 4, 2016

    Another failed attempt at self cannibalism.

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  • xizang January 4, 2016

    I've heard of people committing suicide by sticking their heads in an oven. Never seen it before. Is he done yet?

    +1
  • tattydaddy January 4, 2016

    See ladies! This is why you must do all the cooking

    +1
  • picklehiesner January 4, 2016

    Hey burned dude ... Your kitchen is nasty

    +3
  • pizzapie January 4, 2016

    Jessie from Breaking bad tried to make it on his own

    +4
  • stenchfart January 4, 2016

    well done chef

    +1
  • galtab January 4, 2016

    Put some Neosporin on that shit !!!

    +4
  • prodeath January 4, 2016

    Same thing happened to Richard Prior, he dunked a chip's ahoy chocolate chip cookie is 2% milk and POOF insurance claim.

    +2
  • nybadguy January 4, 2016

    Got meth?

    +1
  • honkie365 January 4, 2016

    Not enough basting.

    +0
  • whobe January 4, 2016

    Dude you lost your color you alright?

    +0
  • joedumber January 4, 2016

    what drugs was he on to let it get that bad??

    +0
  • fockenperv January 4, 2016

    he was making cereal

    +1
  • mrpoop January 4, 2016

    i'll have a slice of that purple meat

    +0
  • realtalks January 4, 2016

    He should have left the meth cooking to Heisenberg

    +1
  • maddog123 January 4, 2016

    Should have stuck to cold cuts

    +1
  • eric3533 January 5, 2016

    No balls to put your dick in it

    +0
  • oldrooster January 5, 2016

    Sacre bleu!!

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  • sbohica January 5, 2016

    Good thing he kept that glove on, or his left hand wud really b fucked up.

    -1
  • makeyarise January 5, 2016

    Somebody kept promising to repay what was owed but never saw a dime, had to turn to other methods for moolah... Now look,done burnt self up!!!

    +0
  • boney1 January 5, 2016

    bacon bacon bacon I SMELL BACON

    +0
 
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