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posted by Dave G. on 1/4/2016

She Won't Choke On His Dick

I hope she doesn't end up choking. Not on his dick, I mean on her own saliva from laughing. Dude is hung like a baby and I don't mean it weighs five pounds. I mean he's hung like a baby mouse. I guess you can take the same moral of the story from the little engine that could.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
happyjack
They are in a hotel room, and chances are she’s a prostitute. If I were him I’d argue to only be charged by the inch.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:19 PM

xizang
That’s not a penis, it’s a clit.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:22 PM

tattydaddy
He better hope he’s a grower and not a shower.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:23 PM

picklehiesner
Good for you bro
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:26 PM

mykejp
No, that camera angle does NOT make your dick look bigger!
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:27 PM

kingjoa
+10
and she will stil pretend to scream when they fuck
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:32 PM

mrdrip
white dick can’t choke
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:40 PM

eyeh8dumbasses
wow that’s a damn shame
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 2:47 PM

marcodufour
Damn sis I told you not to post our pic.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 3:07 PM

galtab
He call’s his dick Pedro.It stand’s for Peter
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 3:08 PM

toreal
-10
Most white men have dicks like Asian men. This is why so many of them are so angry.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 3:10 PM

marcodufour
^^^^^@toreal Says the angriest man on this site.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 3:15 PM

darksider803
This ruined me from Vienna sausages for life.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 3:53 PM

vulture
is that a dick or a but plug
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 3:53 PM

stenchfart
You guys are lucky I had a hardon for this photo
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:06 PM

prodeath
If she charges by the inch she’s ain’t gonna make dick.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:37 PM

prodeath
If she charges by the inch she’s ain’t gonna make dick.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:39 PM

ouch
Now I don’t feel so bad
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:43 PM

nybadguy
@toreal. That's funny. yo momma said she felt it in her stomach.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 4:47 PM

mrlongshot
Toreal, how many white dicks did you play with to come to this conclusion?
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 5:04 PM

azzholee
mrdrip - could you come up with anything better than racist comments with tiny little pea brain of yours?
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 5:12 PM

johnnyfreak
at least he get a blow job.... fuck it
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 5:30 PM

goodster
Still gettin more ACTION than me!!
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 5:59 PM

potrostation
Even if she just licks it around the edges ;she’s got it half way down.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 6:08 PM

fatlarry
He like baby with his pee pee
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 6:18 PM

spinal12
For his case, money talks bull shit walks.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 6:40 PM

ilovelamp
at least this chap is getting noshed off by some darling slag whilst the rest of us are looking for videos of people being murdered. #justsaying
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 7:00 PM

joedumber
someone lied to her and said ’ill make you famous’...
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 7:45 PM

fockenperv
but he gave it to her like it was 2 1/2"
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 8:22 PM

phuket_3ways
I guess she does not bitch, when he does ANAL..
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 8:33 PM

realtalks
If that bitch starts gagging you know she's really faking it
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 9:38 PM

maddog123
What is she doing blowing up a sex doll
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 10:24 PM

aquahollic
that’s the whitest Asian I’ve ever seen
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 10:50 PM

outotown
At least she has small hands.
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posted on: 01-04-16 @ 11:36 PM

sealex
Did he threaten to humiliate her by posting her picture blowing him? Cuz I think it backfired...
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posted on: 01-05-16 @ 12:21 AM

oldrooster
A dust mite would’nt choke on that.
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posted on: 01-05-16 @ 1:48 AM

loulou
Wendy’s new "Where’s the beef" campaign!
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posted on: 01-06-16 @ 7:21 PM

loulou
It’s a chode!
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posted on: 01-06-16 @ 7:22 PM

felterupgood
Probably easy to sell the anal sex experiment.
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posted on: 01-08-16 @ 9:23 PM

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