Lesbian Noob Gets Scissoring All Wrong

Where is Ellen Degenerate, I mean Degeneres when you need her. This lesbian noob has got scissoring all wrong. I'm sure she would gladly lend her a hand, or tongue in explaining on how scissoring is done. I'm no expert on the subject but I don't think it involves inserting scissors in your vagina.

23 Comments
  • crazyvet January 7, 2016

    Great way to destroy a bunch of scissors.

    +3
  • cyberbu11y January 7, 2016

    Scissor me timbers

    +6
  • cyberbu11y January 7, 2016

    Really though.. Just spend the 300 bucks at planned parenthood cheap skate

    +5
  • whobe January 7, 2016

    I've heard of destroying a pussy but isn't this taking it a little to far.

    +3
  • marcodufour January 7, 2016

    So that`s how they make those gashes.

    +7
  • ven0m89 January 7, 2016

    Now sneeze

    +2
  • picklehiesner January 7, 2016

    Cut it out ya dumb bitch

    +6
  • fistermister January 7, 2016

    Edward was here.

    +0
  • yeayeayea January 7, 2016

    DIY abortion.

    +3
  • dracos January 7, 2016

    any way you cut it, I'd still hit it.

    +3
  • fatlarry January 7, 2016

    You can cut me off a piece

    +1
  • ilovelamp January 7, 2016

    im in love.....

    +1
  • mykejp January 7, 2016

    That's what you get for running with scissors.

    +1
  • corruptedsob January 7, 2016

    These female condoms have gone too far

    +1
  • fistermister January 7, 2016

    Total fucking birth control!

    +1
  • darksider803 January 7, 2016

    Must be blond...

    +1
  • joedumber January 7, 2016

    she works for UFC Inc.

    +2
  • maddog123 January 8, 2016

    I guess its safer than some dicks

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 January 8, 2016

    Scissors matter

    +0
  • kingjoa January 8, 2016

    and she will have baby scissors in 9months

    +0
  • prodeath January 8, 2016

    Things sure have changed over the years, back in my day they just told us not to run with scissors.

    +0
  • rockinron January 8, 2016

    hey dummy, thats not how you cut a fart.

    +0
  • felterupgood January 8, 2016

    Almost patriotic... got the red and blue...just missing the white

    +0
 
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