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posted by Big Jeff on 1/9/2016

My New Door Mat.

...and you better not forget it. If you walk through that door you better either be bringing beer, and/or owning a sweet set of titties.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
darksider803
Be back in 3 minutes........
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 3:05 PM

longhungwong
Natural Ice wil do?
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 3:07 PM

potrostation
Six pack? Must be a work day.
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 3:35 PM

marcodufour
Damn I have to go back to being 18years old ? WTF ????
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 3:48 PM

nybadguy
Fuck that. Come back with a dub and a few 40oz
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 5:00 PM

vikingshill
Six pack? You meant bottle of whiskey, right?
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 5:45 PM

nybadguy
^^^ or that
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 5:47 PM

whitechristian
I got mad dog. Not the warped sense of humour, the wine.
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 6:01 PM

whobe
Here you go.crazychit.com/site/pics/images/2016/01/09-theres-been-a-lot-of-ass-post-lately.jpg
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 6:20 PM

sbohica
He needs to keep his porch cleaner!! I mean fuck.
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 6:32 PM

prodeath
Should read "Come Back With A Warrant"
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posted on: 01-09-16 @ 6:58 PM

mykejp
"Come back with some chronic" would be better.
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posted on: 01-10-16 @ 7:31 AM

whitechristian
@whobe...... Your shits not glowing to wear I can click on to it.
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posted on: 01-10-16 @ 9:11 AM

felterupgood
Six pack must be a new strain of weed.
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posted on: 01-10-16 @ 5:57 PM

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